maimonides nutz
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Maimonides, as in the 12th Century Jewish philosopher - and Nutz as in “Deez Nutz.” (I’m not Maimonides but I’m definitely Nutz)
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This is amazing! What a perfect way to capture the story (also a personal favorite). Incredible work!
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Glad to hear I have illustrated it in a way that resonates with you 😁
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There’s so much to know in this world! I wouldn’t be too hard on yourself :)
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*I walk in to my nearest cafe where I’m a regular*
Barista: do you want a pistachio latte?
me: yes please
Barista: *starts ringing me up*
me: do you hate me?
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One saw paradise and died, one lost his mind, one became a heretic, and only rabbi Akiva came in peace and left in peace.

Based on a story from the Talmud (Chagigah 14b)
A drawing of an orchard with four figures. From right to left: figure one is a faded shadow. Figure two is holding his head and a spiral is superimposed on his body. Figure three is thinking and he is outlined by dashed lines. Figure four is reaching up for a fruit on one of the trees and his body is rainbow. Grass grows from below his feet
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But it’s actually a holiday
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“Well gather some branches and shake a lemon” sounds like a folksy phrase
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If so, lamah zeh anochi? (translated on Sefaria as: if so, why do I exist?) Rivkah asks this when she feels the twins Esau and Jacob locked in a struggle in her womb. God answers ״two nations are within you, and the older shall serve the younger.״

I keep asking myself: does God truly answer her?
The torso of a woman with long flowing hair. There is a spiral that goes out from the center of her face. To her left is Hebrew that reads “am ken, lamah zeh anochi?” The last word also has a spiral that goes out from its center.
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I kind of like my first attempt better ngl
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Drew the griffin ALMOST from memory 😅 just didn’t get the head quite right
A griffin with a more pronounced eagle head holding a banner in its back talons
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I’m not making ‘em like I used to but here’s a new design I’m working on.

Ken y’hi ratzon = “may it be so” from the priestly benediction (which is about protection)
A griffin with outstretched wings holding an American flag in its talons. The text says “no kings. Fuck ice. ‘Ken y’hi ratzon’”
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It needs to be mentioned here too that Sukkot is basically just the aftercare for Yom Kippur
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Chag Sukkot Sameach to Robert Alter fans! (iykyk)
An altoid box that says “mere breath”
“Curiously existential”
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Tell me why the end of Les Mis had me bawling this time
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“For the wretched of the earth
There is a flame that never dies
Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise”
Half of a woman’s face outside of a theater with a promotional poster for Les Miserables
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I appreciate the offer but I’m ok! “Imagine hating me” is a meme format 🙂
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But mine feels indestructible too!! I got it at the thrift so I don’t know if it’s from the Vermont country store
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I think mine is a lighter shade of blue but the stitching is very similar!!
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The ninevites would have died in that case
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Jeans and a black tank top every single day. Like I’m a cartoon character or something
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Maimonides Nutz hasn’t had a good idea in years!! 😭