mainemansam.bsky.social
@mainemansam.bsky.social
Frequently sardonic Libra
My superpower? Finding the coconut cream candy in a boxed of mixed chocolates.

I fucking loathe coconut.
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The best thing about being under the weather?

The hot toddy.
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My annual holiday tradition: the Christmas zit.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Internet down. No TV. Pats kick off around 8.

I have faith in Spectrum. Have they ever let anyone down before?
December 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
We all been there
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I may appear confident but I’m a man who has made a lot of laundry mistakes
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Cranking Ray and the boys, and making cabbage soup.

Live fast, die young
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When you’re in the mafia but also want to celebrate the Christmas season
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My favorite part of the Christmas season
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Taco Bowls. Perhaps my finest achievement in a kitchen
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Working at a shared computer, and frankly, I’m a little concerned about the anti-itch meds.

Finding some gloves.
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Every article of clothing I wear today has to include the word “thermal.”
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Single occupancy?

I think I’ve been missing out at my local grocery store
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Why, in the name of all that’s holy, is this hard to stream?
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It’s the time of giving
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The early December weather can only be described as “godforsaken.”
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Trying to find the best mail-order Biscotti.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“What’s for breakfast?”

“Diabetes.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Stringing a garden hose through the house to clean a rarely used shower proved to be a regrettable decision.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I love being barefoot most of all
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Great. I’m home in time for Final Jeopardy.”

Fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Lord, just give me a sign. Any kind of sign.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
For some reason I have a bag of pistachios

I also have sore fucking fingernails.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Saturday Night.

(And I’m Googling “bulk socks.”)
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM