IA-Mike
@mairsil.bsky.social
Former lots of things. Restaurant manager, store manager, fraud investigator, game enforcer, state candidate. Fountain of Useless Knowledge. And Blue as Hell the whole time.
Now? Barely hobbling and pissed off at the Nazis.
Now? Barely hobbling and pissed off at the Nazis.
They threw the state investigators out. Kash Patel and his FBI are now in sole charge. Minnesota is pissed.
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
They threw the state investigators out. Kash Patel and his FBI are now in sole charge. Minnesota is pissed.
Here's a quote that caught me.
“You think maybe he’s a little bit sensitive about somebody ramming him?”
I think, if that's the case, HE SHOULDN'T BE BACK ON THE JOB. Was that sufficiently clear or should I shout it for that chameleon viper Vance again?
“You think maybe he’s a little bit sensitive about somebody ramming him?”
I think, if that's the case, HE SHOULDN'T BE BACK ON THE JOB. Was that sufficiently clear or should I shout it for that chameleon viper Vance again?
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Here's a quote that caught me.
“You think maybe he’s a little bit sensitive about somebody ramming him?”
I think, if that's the case, HE SHOULDN'T BE BACK ON THE JOB. Was that sufficiently clear or should I shout it for that chameleon viper Vance again?
“You think maybe he’s a little bit sensitive about somebody ramming him?”
I think, if that's the case, HE SHOULDN'T BE BACK ON THE JOB. Was that sufficiently clear or should I shout it for that chameleon viper Vance again?
That too, but I'm not sure if it applies to both of them or just the one trying to tell us orange is the new black.
January 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
That too, but I'm not sure if it applies to both of them or just the one trying to tell us orange is the new black.
So go get a drill, a molly, and hang the thing!
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
So go get a drill, a molly, and hang the thing!
His eyes are beadier, but after that, it's quite close.
January 8, 2026 at 1:17 AM
His eyes are beadier, but after that, it's quite close.
I want to know what they showed him, because it sure as hell wasn't Minnesota.
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I want to know what they showed him, because it sure as hell wasn't Minnesota.
If Trump invokes the insurrection act, I will immediately note, *Captain* Mark Kelly's instruction to not follow illegal orders. 🖕 Kegbreath.
January 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
If Trump invokes the insurrection act, I will immediately note, *Captain* Mark Kelly's instruction to not follow illegal orders. 🖕 Kegbreath.
Yeah. He's not in the hospital. He's on his way home to someplace like Syracuse or Bakersfield. They're going to try to hide him.
January 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Yeah. He's not in the hospital. He's on his way home to someplace like Syracuse or Bakersfield. They're going to try to hide him.
It's called "waging aggressive war" and we have HANGED people for it.
January 7, 2026 at 11:32 PM
It's called "waging aggressive war" and we have HANGED people for it.
They almost tore the Capitol down. Not even bin Laden did that. They couldn't believe the Orange Skull lost so they attacked the Capitol. They were wrong. All the way through.
What are they going to do in '28 when he *cannot* run? Will they try to overthrow the United States of America again?
What are they going to do in '28 when he *cannot* run? Will they try to overthrow the United States of America again?
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
They almost tore the Capitol down. Not even bin Laden did that. They couldn't believe the Orange Skull lost so they attacked the Capitol. They were wrong. All the way through.
What are they going to do in '28 when he *cannot* run? Will they try to overthrow the United States of America again?
What are they going to do in '28 when he *cannot* run? Will they try to overthrow the United States of America again?
He lost his hair because he took tons of steroids trying to get buff. They didn't make him Steve Rogers, they did make his hair fall out.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
He lost his hair because he took tons of steroids trying to get buff. They didn't make him Steve Rogers, they did make his hair fall out.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
I would hope he chokes on his dinner, but he only drinks blood.
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I would hope he chokes on his dinner, but he only drinks blood.
Yes. Banned on Trump Social and Twitter, free Blue mark on Bluesky.
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Yes. Banned on Trump Social and Twitter, free Blue mark on Bluesky.
Could Maduro use that pardon for "vindictive or selective prosecution"? Sure feels like it to me.
January 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Could Maduro use that pardon for "vindictive or selective prosecution"? Sure feels like it to me.
Triple M is dumb as a post. First she was a doctor selling out people to the Almighty Dollar. Now she's an officer, encouraging illegal orders selling out soldiers for nothing.
I hope she's out of jobs, because her record defending the people holding them looks like Ted Bundy's dating history.
I hope she's out of jobs, because her record defending the people holding them looks like Ted Bundy's dating history.
January 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Triple M is dumb as a post. First she was a doctor selling out people to the Almighty Dollar. Now she's an officer, encouraging illegal orders selling out soldiers for nothing.
I hope she's out of jobs, because her record defending the people holding them looks like Ted Bundy's dating history.
I hope she's out of jobs, because her record defending the people holding them looks like Ted Bundy's dating history.
Not just that, but he assumes he gets all that money.
January 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Not just that, but he assumes he gets all that money.
Would have been better to go to sleep to Tom Clancy's "cowboy" movie, and wake up in.... Waking up in a bad western would be worse. It'd still be cold and gray outside, DC would still stink like an open sewer, but inside the house it would be 10° colder without internet. F that.
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Would have been better to go to sleep to Tom Clancy's "cowboy" movie, and wake up in.... Waking up in a bad western would be worse. It'd still be cold and gray outside, DC would still stink like an open sewer, but inside the house it would be 10° colder without internet. F that.
I have nothing good to say about her. She was against the Epstein petition, then voted for it, now is fine with the dribble the DoJ is putting out, but still says she supports the victims...
Triple M spins like a top.
Triple M spins like a top.
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I have nothing good to say about her. She was against the Epstein petition, then voted for it, now is fine with the dribble the DoJ is putting out, but still says she supports the victims...
Triple M spins like a top.
Triple M spins like a top.
That? That's the guy who hosted their Daily Show. That line works on so many levels it's hard to describe them all.
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
That? That's the guy who hosted their Daily Show. That line works on so many levels it's hard to describe them all.
Unless they weren't in on it...
January 3, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Unless they weren't in on it...
He just kidnapped the President of Venezuela. If I were Greenland, I'd be 💩ing 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊.
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 AM
He just kidnapped the President of Venezuela. If I were Greenland, I'd be 💩ing 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊.