More time to make YouTube videos and get the most out of my editing tbh. Vtubing needs more people who make videos like back in the day anyway

Lol exactly. Their browser comes fully equipped with an X button and they actively choose not to use it and to keep watching even though they're insulted that you exist. Its some "this fire hurts but I shouldn't have to take my hand out of it" kind of behaviour

My favourite is "you should be nicer to everyone!" usually after someone leaves a hate comment or immediately ignores my chat rules

Um...no? A 5 sec scroll through my channel should tell you not to start trouble if you don't wanna be made into a running joke

Your browser comes with an X button

Happy birthday, Pau! Here, have a birthday cat

Yknow Clover, sometimes you'll post something like this, I'll read the response you get and think "man, I'm so glad most of the stuff I do with my life is outside of the internet"

Your nuanced and learned perspectives are valuable. Just cuz someone chooses to be offended doesn't change that

Because they wanna be left like Van Gough

I haven't been this invested in a saga since the announcement of my two favourite dramas doing a crossover episode. What will Borgor be up to next, I wonder?

The difference between people who do use grok and people who don't is similar to the difference between Dr Manhattan and a chimp with debilitating brain damage

Welcome to the 2020s, where for the first time ever, using informational tools is a way of telling people you're dafter than a duck

He's just trying to rationalize his obsessive enjoyment of your content, its edgelord speak for "I fancy you and don't know what to do about it because you're a cartoon cow on a screen"

I swapped my shower with my kitchen tap so I can wash myself and my dishes at the same time, so I'm playing 5D chess compared to you

🤖:" Certainly--. All humans-- should have the right to live-- regardless of their background----identity-- or how they like their meat cooked--"

Happy 1976! I made my own fireworks display and my landlord got so excited that he evicted me for it. Cheers 🍻

Hey Clover, look at this

Nobody:

Twitter users when they realize someone isn't an identical copy of themselves with the exact same tastes and opinions:

You sound like you'd serve up a seafood boil in a bowl made out of steak and eat it with cutlery made from chicken wings

Excuse me while I try and bring this brilliant invention to life

Spy organisations across the world will be reaching out to you

Well hey, outrage makes the suits their money and keeps the people too divided to see what's goin' on.