Mikey
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Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard. When we drink we do it right, King Gizzard
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What if I clipped a labubu to my IUD strings
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You know the low droning they use in irréversible to create anxiety in the viewer. what if they replaced it with farts. send tweet
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idea: Cheers reboot (original cast and theme song) but now it's about a strip club
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The amount of sugar I just put in my coffee would give a Victorian child permanent access to mantis shrimp colors
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Also I should add she put herself in the bag I did not just terrorize her for fun. She inflicts this mischief upon herself
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I wish I had something big to announce so I could say "cat's out of the bag" with these photos attached
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If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")
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Pushing through my agoraphobia to see Sungazer tonight. I'm being brave, for jazz, @adamneely.bsky.social
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finished da kitty painting meowmeowmeow 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 now I can stress paint something else
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Godspeed 🫡 you're going to have so much fun!!
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Oil painting still confuses the hell out of me but I am enjoying the perplexing pleasures of smearing goo on a canvas. Here is layer 1 of my current painting
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One time my grandmother came over to my house for Christmas and she greeted my partner by pulling her pants down to show him her padded cheetah print underwear. She exhibits no decorum, even on the lord's birthday. and honestly, slay
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any other chronic illness homies ever get sniped by a wave of insurmountable fatigue that makes you feel like you are literally sinking into the earth's crust
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seeking a rizz diagnosis
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The process of aging is humbling on a good day but I forgot to take my beta blockers before freak dancing alone in the kitchen to system of a down and now I feel like I actually might die
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I have a note on my phone that just says "learn archery" so if anyone needs me
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Why does this dog literally smell like the shoe section at goodwill
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I will melatonin gummy my way into an eternal coma the ones from aldi go especially hard wtf
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geekin off the melatonin gummies honkshoo honkshoo
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Dumb pickup line idea

Damn girl are you rotten meat
I'm a blowfly and these are my friends and we're all pregnant here are some eggs
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sorry I'm doing a notes app colonic rn gotta get this shit into the ether
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She [redacted] on my [redacted] til I [redacted]
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run my tummy grumbles thru a flanger
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getting dinner w my roommate later and I can currently hear him in his room asking google what everything on the menu is and ..... ye I feel u brother