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Major. 27. He/Him. Writer of fics, enjoyer of bits. Currently into One Piece (Fishman Island (early) NSFW at times.
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Hella_Queer
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So I know times are hard for everyone, but hey maybe you know a secret billionaire. I really want to pay off Jewel’s vet bill so it’s one less thing I have to give money to. We lost her back in March and I’d really like to be done with this.

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September 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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another #rookanis meme i forgot to post, my losers 😌💕
July 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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lbr how many times have i redrawn this meme with current fixations LMAO #rookanis
March 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I blacked out like 10 times while drawing this 😩 #dragonage #qunarirook
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Looks at my bank account, the bills I want to pay off, and the stuff my dad needs help with: should I try and make adoptable characters? I’ve never done that before and I’m not exactly an Artist. But I don’t have anything to sell yet and it’s harder to get writing commissions
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I officially have stickers of art I designed. This is my mascot Sludge, a shape shifting blob who likes to take the form of a snail or an orange. This is clearly the orange form and I think they came out really well! Excited to make more!
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The freebie stickers I designed came in today but I didn’t have a chance to see them before I left. I hope they look good. I need motivation to push through with drawing bc I keep falling into the pit of my art isn’t good enough for products
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is day 2 back at work and maybe I’m lazy, and I know I’m out of shape, but I would much rather be a self employed blob trying to sell and show off my OCs and original ideas. Barely making it by but doing something I love
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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"Sanji bottoms!" "No Zoro does!"

Yall aren't seeing the full potential, the answer is both. 🙄

#zosan #sanzo
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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MWAH!
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Bring back mpreg 2026 he’s getting butt pregnant and I don’t wanna hear any lip about it
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Them but older ❤️💚 #RWBYfanart #RoseGarden
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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"we often choose our favourite characters because we see ourselves in them" listen I love Sanji and I'm not exactly well but I'm definitely not THAT mentally ill
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
At least my team is nice. They all said they missed me which is sweet. They truly kept me sane while my brain was turning to mush
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Looking at staffing agencies and it all sounds like word salad or random data entry. I want to be self employed making art and writing stories ahhhhh
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
First day back at work after my leave and while I feel less crazy I now know for certain this is not a job I want to carry over into the new year. Unfortunately I have calculated all the debt I have and while two of them are loans I really would like to knock out as much as possible
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Gonna write a story where everyone is hot and evil and a little bit queer and the end goal is not about redemption and learning a lesson but if they think they deserve to live anyway despite their actions and maybe not even feeling remorse for them. Also they’re queer
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Have deleted Twitter off my phone again. It was fun being on kpop demon hunters time but it’s gotten less fun. And I need to make changes instead of stewing and hoping things get better. Gotta work on original art and stories now
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Like stuff keeps happening specifically bc he’s the president. No life would not be perfect if she had won but I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t have cut funding to the health department or would be trying to get rid of educational funding
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I do think we should be allowed to be a little angry at the never Kamala crowd. Both sides are bad sure but in a political party sense not Harris is just as insane and racist and stupid and evil as the opposition sense
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
As someone who loves fanfiction and has been reading and writing it for over a decade, you can tell who doesn’t read adult books by the way they talk about fiction and literature. Go to the library and find something with a boring cover and Read It you are making yourself stupid
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM