Major League Apple Orchard
@majorleagueapples.bsky.social
An independent apple orchard with an in house DJ & Bagpipe band.
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@jenniferartist.bsky.social + @graphicslab.bsky.social are scammers that utilize AI art under the guise of doing it by hand. Straight up running prompts through Adobe Illustrator feature. Report them if you can. Scam "artist".
Are there any Canadian employers that are looking to hire an American that desperately wants to put down orchard work for literally almost any work in Canada? Let us know!
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Are there any Canadian employers that are looking to hire an American that desperately wants to put down orchard work for literally almost any work in Canada? Let us know!
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The Democratic Party continues to not meet this moment.
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
The Democratic Party continues to not meet this moment.
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There was no answer.
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
There was no answer.
Imagine being so down on your luck that you begin to continuously crashing out and start blaming things that go wrong in your life on a dude who runs an orchard 2700 miles away that has no idea you exist. Y’all from Boston aren’t selling me on Boston if that’s what the homeless is like there.
January 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Imagine being so down on your luck that you begin to continuously crashing out and start blaming things that go wrong in your life on a dude who runs an orchard 2700 miles away that has no idea you exist. Y’all from Boston aren’t selling me on Boston if that’s what the homeless is like there.
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A possible merger, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey.
It is at redshift 0.83 (lookback time 7.19 billion years) with coordinates (150.70713, 2.31154).
50 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.🔭
It is at redshift 0.83 (lookback time 7.19 billion years) with coordinates (150.70713, 2.31154).
50 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.🔭
January 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
A possible merger, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey.
It is at redshift 0.83 (lookback time 7.19 billion years) with coordinates (150.70713, 2.31154).
50 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.🔭
It is at redshift 0.83 (lookback time 7.19 billion years) with coordinates (150.70713, 2.31154).
50 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.🔭
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What is it about Walmart that makes people just stand in the middle of the way or put their carts somewhere and walk a mile away 🙄🙄🙄
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
What is it about Walmart that makes people just stand in the middle of the way or put their carts somewhere and walk a mile away 🙄🙄🙄
Lots of "rules for thee not for me" attitude up here on BSKY.
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Lots of "rules for thee not for me" attitude up here on BSKY.
For real, I don't know when or why it became cringe to label shit correctly. Especially if it's "your product". If you're proud of the stuff you make, thus you should be okay correctly labeling it. If you aren't, then that's something you need to work through. That's a you issue. Not anyone else's.
January 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
For real, I don't know when or why it became cringe to label shit correctly. Especially if it's "your product". If you're proud of the stuff you make, thus you should be okay correctly labeling it. If you aren't, then that's something you need to work through. That's a you issue. Not anyone else's.
If you want AI products to be labeled as such, the products you make should be labeled correctly as well. All rules swing both ways.
January 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
If you want AI products to be labeled as such, the products you make should be labeled correctly as well. All rules swing both ways.
Get good sleep and good health follows. Change my mind.
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Get good sleep and good health follows. Change my mind.
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Low key, kind of miss MMO's. At least on concept level.
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Low key, kind of miss MMO's. At least on concept level.
You can generate CSAM on twitter.
Even if Edumb patches it out, do you ever want to be on a platform that had that in the code of the integrated LLM on the platform it's associated with?
Even if Edumb patches it out, do you ever want to be on a platform that had that in the code of the integrated LLM on the platform it's associated with?
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
You can generate CSAM on twitter.
Even if Edumb patches it out, do you ever want to be on a platform that had that in the code of the integrated LLM on the platform it's associated with?
Even if Edumb patches it out, do you ever want to be on a platform that had that in the code of the integrated LLM on the platform it's associated with?
No one talks about how good sleep is for you.
For real.
Go the fuck to sleep.
Make Sleep Sexy Again.
For real.
Go the fuck to sleep.
Make Sleep Sexy Again.
January 8, 2026 at 4:10 AM
No one talks about how good sleep is for you.
For real.
Go the fuck to sleep.
Make Sleep Sexy Again.
For real.
Go the fuck to sleep.
Make Sleep Sexy Again.
The entirety of Dragon Ball is the brain damaged CTE fever dream of a child from space.
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The entirety of Dragon Ball is the brain damaged CTE fever dream of a child from space.
Time is a fabrication of the human mind used to quantify a universal truth.
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Time is a fabrication of the human mind used to quantify a universal truth.
Anyone else remember when people got mad when photoshop was invented? No?
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Anyone else remember when people got mad when photoshop was invented? No?
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i like pancakes, waffles, and french toast equally
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
i like pancakes, waffles, and french toast equally
"Vicarious Traumatization" might the biggest thing I've learned this year so far.
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
"Vicarious Traumatization" might the biggest thing I've learned this year so far.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEhK...
Big discussion with my mom kind of led to this kind of thing.
Most (mental/psych) therapists can't "Cure" your mental health. I've only heard of a handful of cases at best of mental health therapists have told me, at best.
Big discussion with my mom kind of led to this kind of thing.
Most (mental/psych) therapists can't "Cure" your mental health. I've only heard of a handful of cases at best of mental health therapists have told me, at best.
Why Therapy Doesn’t Work For Mentally Ill People
YouTube video by Dr. Scott Eilers
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEhK...
Big discussion with my mom kind of led to this kind of thing.
Most (mental/psych) therapists can't "Cure" your mental health. I've only heard of a handful of cases at best of mental health therapists have told me, at best.
Big discussion with my mom kind of led to this kind of thing.
Most (mental/psych) therapists can't "Cure" your mental health. I've only heard of a handful of cases at best of mental health therapists have told me, at best.
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It blows my mind that, that there are airplanes that function with less than 200hp.
Also, blows my mind that the US doesn't have a "horsepower" trade off. Like Tom Brady Power units or some fuck.
Also, blows my mind that the US doesn't have a "horsepower" trade off. Like Tom Brady Power units or some fuck.
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
It blows my mind that, that there are airplanes that function with less than 200hp.
Also, blows my mind that the US doesn't have a "horsepower" trade off. Like Tom Brady Power units or some fuck.
Also, blows my mind that the US doesn't have a "horsepower" trade off. Like Tom Brady Power units or some fuck.
Very surprised how some people still sit on a twitter account. For any reason. Even it's account/username squatting, that's still gone out the window on that platform. It's gross to have a twitter, on purpose. Embarrassing at best.
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Very surprised how some people still sit on a twitter account. For any reason. Even it's account/username squatting, that's still gone out the window on that platform. It's gross to have a twitter, on purpose. Embarrassing at best.
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Happy world hypnosis day
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Happy world hypnosis day