Major Onions
@majoronions.bsky.social
RdSO at the University of Radical Feminist Praxis from Scranton, PA
6'8, 220lb
3 G, 2 A, 12YC.
Tweets authored by President Biden signed "JB"
6'8, 220lb
3 G, 2 A, 12YC.
Tweets authored by President Biden signed "JB"
Today, I ordered the Delta Sky Lounge to let me in because I was grumpy and needed an ice cream cone. I'm proud to report as of 10:40 PST, they've let me in and I am slamming 'em back
January 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Today, I ordered the Delta Sky Lounge to let me in because I was grumpy and needed an ice cream cone. I'm proud to report as of 10:40 PST, they've let me in and I am slamming 'em back
Keep calm, trust Cazza
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Keep calm, trust Cazza
-JB
Keep calm, trust Hubert
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
-JB
Keep calm, trust Hubert
January 22, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Keep calm, trust Hubert
Unironically believe Fred is releasing his best music in a while rn. Not touring unsustainably, hype has died down. Funny how that is a successful recipe for making good music!
January 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Unironically believe Fred is releasing his best music in a while rn. Not touring unsustainably, hype has died down. Funny how that is a successful recipe for making good music!
I think post- DC Talk, before the Chris Tomlins of the world, Christian rock/rap had a pretty solid run. Lecrae, Switchfoot, Reliant K (come at me for that one bitches). Just some good stuff. If you don't respect it you simply don't know ball
That one Switchfoot album kinda fucks
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I think post- DC Talk, before the Chris Tomlins of the world, Christian rock/rap had a pretty solid run. Lecrae, Switchfoot, Reliant K (come at me for that one bitches). Just some good stuff. If you don't respect it you simply don't know ball
Get Lucky is such a divisive song. Not sure why. One of the best pieces of production of the 2000s
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Get Lucky is such a divisive song. Not sure why. One of the best pieces of production of the 2000s
That one Switchfoot album kinda fucks
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
That one Switchfoot album kinda fucks
Rich Spirit is an S tier Kendrick song
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Rich Spirit is an S tier Kendrick song
Bonnaroo should book Skrillex
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bonnaroo should book Skrillex
Watching the decline of Virgil van Dijk in real-time is praxis
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Watching the decline of Virgil van Dijk in real-time is praxis
Thanks for your interest, but we will not be expanding our investigation into Taylor Swift for talking about Travis Kelce's penis. We do not engage with cultural slop in this White House. The Wiggles have more staying power
I have asked General Katy Perry to expand this investigation into Lorde
In light of Iran's recent retaliatory strikes on Israel, I've deputized General Katy Perry to lead United States Space force in identifying why Sabrina Carpenter is so horny
October 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Thanks for your interest, but we will not be expanding our investigation into Taylor Swift for talking about Travis Kelce's penis. We do not engage with cultural slop in this White House. The Wiggles have more staying power
This should've done numbers
It is not the Ravens year. I repeat. It is not the Ravens script. I've seen the script. I read all of... uh... the thing is... the thing is... listen fatso, if you... just... I'm sorry, Sydney Sweeney does not have great jeans.
September 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This should've done numbers
Does Rory support the reunification of Ireland? This deeply inform how I feel about him being heckled all day
September 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Does Rory support the reunification of Ireland? This deeply inform how I feel about him being heckled all day
The first high-Speed rail line in the U.S. being built between LA and Vegas is praxis
Brightline West is betting it can build the first true high-speed rail line in the U.S. But the company says costs are rising, despite its best efforts to keep them down.
High-speed train from California to Las Vegas tries to slow rising costs
Brightline West is betting it can build the first true high-speed rail line in the U.S. But the company says costs are rising, despite its best efforts to keep them down.
n.pr
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The first high-Speed rail line in the U.S. being built between LA and Vegas is praxis
It is not the Ravens year. I repeat. It is not the Ravens script. I've seen the script. I read all of... uh... the thing is... the thing is... listen fatso, if you... just... I'm sorry, Sydney Sweeney does not have great jeans.
September 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It is not the Ravens year. I repeat. It is not the Ravens script. I've seen the script. I read all of... uh... the thing is... the thing is... listen fatso, if you... just... I'm sorry, Sydney Sweeney does not have great jeans.
Neil Young, more like Neil Hung amiright fellas?
August 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Neil Young, more like Neil Hung amiright fellas?
As the first act of my second term, I plan on issuing an executive order to bring back the choco taco
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
As the first act of my second term, I plan on issuing an executive order to bring back the choco taco
Closest bar with TouchTunes is 8.3 mi away 😔
July 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Closest bar with TouchTunes is 8.3 mi away 😔
Fuck, marry, kill myself
July 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Fuck, marry, kill myself
Hotter than Satan's scrotum down here good lord
July 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hotter than Satan's scrotum down here good lord
I think the Democrats should nominate Bill Hader to run for president
July 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think the Democrats should nominate Bill Hader to run for president
Make NASCAR great again
July 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Make NASCAR great again