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Ira - AutoCAD hate account @maki-ira.bsky.social · Jan 3
Je pense que la phrase, ou au moins une des phrases, qui correspond le plus a la situation actuelle, c'est celle que l'on attribue a Bossuet.

En réalité il ne l'a jamais dit d'ailleurs, mais il a dit un avec le même sens en beaucoup plus long. Pas pratique pour un skeet où faut être bref du coup
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue freezes in terror as a vaguely foxlike abstract figure dashes towards him. Entity: Cold! Cuddles! Blue: Aaah! A ghoul! The entity, which is slowly starting to turn into Green, wraps himself around Blue, who struggles in vain. Ghoulish Green: Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Blue: Aaaah! You are icy!!! Accepting his confinement, Blue settles down, sulking as Green slowly and gradually returns to his usual bearing and colour. Blue: Are you normal now? Green: Almost.
October 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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azulcrescent.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are relaxing peacefully at home. Blue is on his computer, while Green is reading a book. The doorbell rings, and both foxes jump into the air, startled by the sudden sound. Blue and Green are wrapped up together, frozen in fear as an unseen person speaks from the door. Unseen maintenance fox: Hello, I'm here to change the air filter. Blue and Green both relax, still coiled together but visibly relieved. Blue: Oh thank goodness, I thought we got surprise guests.
September 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting on his computer as Green stumbles home, looking ragged and exhausted. Blue: Welcome home! How was the wedding? Green: It was great. I swore undying loyalty to the bride's bloodline... Blue turns to look at Green as Green flops down onto the floor. Green: ...Befriended her brother, and adopted the bestman's girlfriend. Blue: Huh. Green: We are cousins now. Blue continues to look at Green as Green continues to lounge on the floor. Green: How have you been while I was gone? Blue: Good. I baked bread. Green: Nice.
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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secondlina.com
Google in my email 20 times a day : WE NOTICED THIS EMAIL IS IN FRENCH DO YOU NEED HELP?

Me : clicks the never ask again button

Google : SEE YOU IN TEN MINUTES
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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unpied.bsky.social
Les "amoureux de la nature", les "régulateurs des éco-systèmes".
Les sacs à merde, oui.
pierrerigaux.bsky.social Pierre Rigaux @pierrerigaux.bsky.social · Sep 20
🚨 Ce matin dans la Meuse des chasseurs propulsent des canards avec des machines pour leur tirer dessus 👇

Nous appelons le Retriever Club de France qui organise l’événement prévu tout le week-end à le stopper tout de suite !

Et nous portons plainte.
September 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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unpied.bsky.social
🤓

(Dessin paru en 2021)
BD. Un homme fait un discours. Il dit : En temps de crise, il est important de nous montrer solidaires. Je sais que beaucoup d'entre vous ont déjà tout perdu. C'est pourquoi je vous demande encore de consentir à quelques sacrifices... afin de permettre aux plus fortunés... de le rester.
September 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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allanbarte.bsky.social
La Macronie, c'est vraiment un autre monde. 😶

Révélation Médiapart : Sébastien Lecornu n’a jamais validé le diplôme de droit qu’il prétendait avoir.
Il est par ailleurs l'objet d'une enquête judiciaire pour favoritisme.

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Dessin d'Allan BARTE Titre : Exclusif : l’entretien d’embauche de Lecornu pour le poste de Premier ministre !!! Trois bulles de dialogues jaunes et vertes sortent des personnages : Lecornu, en situation d'entretien d'embauche, face à Macron assis derrière son bureau. - Il y a une enquête du Parquet national financier contre moi pour favoritisme Et depuis des années, je prétends avoir un diplôme de droit que je n’ai jamais obtenu. » Macron : Tu as mal compris la question. Je t’ai demandé quels étaient tes défauts pour assurer ce poste !!!
September 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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shyle.bsky.social
The best band. 🎸
September 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a whiteboard, where Green has crudely illustrated a hole, a table at the bottom of the hole, and two foxes sitting on the opposite ends of the table. Holding a pointing stick, Green taps at the board, as Blue listens attentively. Green: We dig a hole, and then set up our game table there. Blue: Right. Having drawn a cover over the hole, Green taps at the addition. Green: Then we cover the top and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Blue: Huh. Green taps at the whiteboard again, pointing at the most recent addition to the drawing: A startled third fox falling through the cover at the top. Green: Eventually someone will fall through. Blue: I see. Last, Green's illustration looks the same as it did in the first panel, save that there are now three foxes sitting at the table. Blue turns to look at Green with suspicion. Green: And they'll have no choice but to play with us. Blue: Are you sure this would work?
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, who is reading something on his phone with keen interest. Blue: So, what did you find out? Green turns away from his phone screen to look at Blue. Green: Did you know that some whales' blow holes are shaped just like any other mammals' nostrils? Blue: I meant about when that store opens. Green turns back to his phone, as Blue looks at him, speechless. Green: Right! I forgot to look it up!
September 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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azulcrescent.bsky.social
Duality of Hornet (and i love her for that)

I love how serious and cool hornet is most of the time and then when she does the parachute she's like just hanging out there lol. Its so adorable. #silksong
September 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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allanbarte.bsky.social
"On ne change pas, on met juste les costumes d’autres sur soi."
– Céline Dion

Le Président va continuer de piocher dans son armoire. Les Premiers ministres changent, pas la politique.
Le problème, c'est Macron !

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Illustration d’Allan Barte Titre : Bientôt la nomination d’un nouveau Premier ministre Emmanuel Macron devant une grande armoire. À l’intérieur, alignés comme des costumes sur cintre, on voit plusieurs anciens Premiers ministres, nus, serrés les uns contre les autres. « Bon bah… faut que je me trouve un nouveau déguisement. »
September 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, looking puzzled. Green: Was there something we were supposed to do today? Blue: I promised to give my brother a ride home from school. Green: Hmm. Still suspicious, Green pulls up this phone. Green: No, that's not it. Let me check my calendar. Green looks up to Blue, and the two look at each other. Green: We forgot our anniversary again.
September 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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allanbarte.bsky.social
C'est le jour du vote de confiance pour notre cher premier ministre.
🧨 #byebyebayrou

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Illustration d’Allan Barte Titre : Bayrou, jour du vote de confiance François Bayrou est attaché avec des cordes à une grande fusée de feu d’artifice rouge, prête à être lancée. Il tient un briquet enflammée et allume lui-même la mèche qui serpente au sol.
September 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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allanbarte.bsky.social
François Bayrou, la tournée d'adieu qui n'en finit pas.
Il faut partir maintenant ! Laissez-nous tranquille, monsieur !

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Illustration d’Allan Barte Titre : Saturation médiatique : Bayrou partout, tous les jours… Un homme ouvre son frigo. À l’intérieur, parmi les bouteilles et les aliments, François Bayrou, accroupi et serré : - Est-ce que je vous ai parlé de la nécessité de travailler plus ?
September 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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secondlina.com
Working on the most French Canadian thing i've ever made.
Unfinished sticker art illustrating typical Quebecois sayings.
September 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
wow who was he up against
5 panel comic. Panel 1: A man hosting an award ceremony announces that the winner of the FIFA peace prize is Donald Trump Panel 2: Donald Trump looking disgustingly excited Panels 3 to 5: The other nominees for the award looking suitably disappointed. They are: Mustard gas, The Devil, and a cardboard cut out of Adolf Hitler
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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drfrancisyoung.bsky.social
I Know What You Did Last Sumer
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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nortverse.com
Keeping the Peace - Part 3
August 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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allanbarte.bsky.social
Les Gau... les Gaugau... Les Gaulois !!!
À l'approche du 10 septembre, Bayrou saborde son gouvernement.
#10septembre #10septembre2025

C'est le dessin du mois que vous pouvez recevoir chez vous avec son magnet et sa carte postale (visibles en com').
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Dessin parodiant le style d'une couverture d'album d'Asterix. Titre : "Bayrou saborde son gouvernement" Sur un bateau en bois, Macron moustachu, paniqué en voyant au loin un petit navire dont la voile affiche “Sept 10”. s’exclame : “Les Gau… les Gaugau… les Gaulois !”. A ses côtés, François Bayrou, casque à cornes et bandeau sur l'oeil, abat une hache dans le plancher, provoquant une voie d’eau.
August 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is dashing to Green with enthusiasm, and Green is equally delighted by the good news. Blue: Green! It's crisp outside! Green: It is? The foxes head outside together. Blue: The fresh scent of autumn! Green: Summer has been defeated! Both foxes halt in surprise as the first brand new golden orange autumn leaf floats by above them. Without another second of hesitation, they start chasing after it, chanting "leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf! leaf!"
August 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are returning home after a bike ride, walking their bicycles to the door. There's a note taped to the door. Blue glares at an empty spot beside the door. Blue: Hey! They've removed the doorstopper stone! Holding the door open so that Green can walk his bike in first, Blue reads the note on the door, frowning at it. Blue: "Do not use anything to prop the door open" so how should people get their bikes in? Having put their bikes and helmets back in their place, Blue and Green march on with determination. Blue: Let's get some paper and a pen. Green: And a new rock? Blue: Naturally. Returning outside, Blue and Green observe the new note that they have taped on top of the old one. Blue glances to Green with a question. They have also retrieved a new rock to replace the old one, placing it in the exact same empty spot beside the door, from where the old one had been removed. Blue: "The rocks will continue until a better alternative is provided." Is that too harsh? Green: Could be harsher.
August 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM