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Can we make 47 a substitute for Fuck-up?
"He really 47'd that cheesecake recipe. No one uses sardines in something like that"
"That guy is a solid 47."
I just assume "Trump" has already made that transformation.
"He really 47'd that cheesecake recipe. No one uses sardines in something like that"
"That guy is a solid 47."
I just assume "Trump" has already made that transformation.
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Can we make 47 a substitute for Fuck-up?
"He really 47'd that cheesecake recipe. No one uses sardines in something like that"
"That guy is a solid 47."
I just assume "Trump" has already made that transformation.
"He really 47'd that cheesecake recipe. No one uses sardines in something like that"
"That guy is a solid 47."
I just assume "Trump" has already made that transformation.
Holy shit those are evil eyes. - and not just from the news. Those are "BURN IT! BURN IT NOW!" eyes.
January 21, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Holy shit those are evil eyes. - and not just from the news. Those are "BURN IT! BURN IT NOW!" eyes.
And says COVID would be over in like a month
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
And says COVID would be over in like a month
Not in this day and age. As a kid I flew solo a couple of times when your parents could walk you to the gate unobstructed.
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Not in this day and age. As a kid I flew solo a couple of times when your parents could walk you to the gate unobstructed.
They always want what they can't have. Sad little men.
Brilliant move by O'Leary though, getting Musk to want to buy his airline. Master manipulator
Brilliant move by O'Leary though, getting Musk to want to buy his airline. Master manipulator
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
They always want what they can't have. Sad little men.
Brilliant move by O'Leary though, getting Musk to want to buy his airline. Master manipulator
Brilliant move by O'Leary though, getting Musk to want to buy his airline. Master manipulator
Imagine how much he'd pay for that 'unobstructed view'.
How much *I'd* pay for him to have it.
How much *I'd* pay for him to have it.
January 21, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Imagine how much he'd pay for that 'unobstructed view'.
How much *I'd* pay for him to have it.
How much *I'd* pay for him to have it.
I don't think adults going to Disneyland is what I'd call common... or normal for that matter.
January 21, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I don't think adults going to Disneyland is what I'd call common... or normal for that matter.
The fact it's at 1 in 3 is still absolutely alarming. 1 in 10 is what I would expect from the education system here. I guess skepticism went the way of personal responsibility. *poof*
January 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
The fact it's at 1 in 3 is still absolutely alarming. 1 in 10 is what I would expect from the education system here. I guess skepticism went the way of personal responsibility. *poof*
It's where he's going to hunker down and really start creating the shit storms.
Let's guess how much he'll be selling access for and to whom.
Let's guess how much he'll be selling access for and to whom.
January 20, 2026 at 5:57 PM
It's where he's going to hunker down and really start creating the shit storms.
Let's guess how much he'll be selling access for and to whom.
Let's guess how much he'll be selling access for and to whom.
1am, must be the Adderall
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 PM
1am, must be the Adderall
It's clearly fake cause he'd never allow Vance to share the glory shot. 😉
But seriously, where the hell is the actual law enforcement? What do all the people that swore to protect the Constitution fear Trump has on them? Hate bloomed while the nation slept, and now it's harvest day.
But seriously, where the hell is the actual law enforcement? What do all the people that swore to protect the Constitution fear Trump has on them? Hate bloomed while the nation slept, and now it's harvest day.
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 PM
It's clearly fake cause he'd never allow Vance to share the glory shot. 😉
But seriously, where the hell is the actual law enforcement? What do all the people that swore to protect the Constitution fear Trump has on them? Hate bloomed while the nation slept, and now it's harvest day.
But seriously, where the hell is the actual law enforcement? What do all the people that swore to protect the Constitution fear Trump has on them? Hate bloomed while the nation slept, and now it's harvest day.
It'll be an old EASY button spray painted gold. It'll buzz like an old electric door and he'll whoop and wave to empty space.
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 AM
It'll be an old EASY button spray painted gold. It'll buzz like an old electric door and he'll whoop and wave to empty space.
Great. Instead of Peace he's going back to thinking of underage girls. We really fumbled this one, I tell ya. Boy-oh-boy.
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Great. Instead of Peace he's going back to thinking of underage girls. We really fumbled this one, I tell ya. Boy-oh-boy.
And the vehicles, too!
January 20, 2026 at 1:52 AM
And the vehicles, too!
Jeeeez, even his own kids aren't safe from him.
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Jeeeez, even his own kids aren't safe from him.
I suddenly have the dysfunction of wanting to punch anyone in a royal blue suit and red tie.
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I suddenly have the dysfunction of wanting to punch anyone in a royal blue suit and red tie.
I'm not sure even this go-round is bad enough for us to learn from it.
January 19, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I'm not sure even this go-round is bad enough for us to learn from it.
Let's have a mass spay-and-neuter-a-thon while they're all there.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Let's have a mass spay-and-neuter-a-thon while they're all there.
For Gavin 4 (paying)
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
For Gavin 4 (paying)
I recommend archers and marksmen.
January 19, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I recommend archers and marksmen.
I hope she has a tight security detail because I want her to be safe and to continue leading by example. Maybe she can order some courage and pass it out to the other Dems and get more happening.
January 18, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I hope she has a tight security detail because I want her to be safe and to continue leading by example. Maybe she can order some courage and pass it out to the other Dems and get more happening.
Politicians... *shakes head*
Too many Dems got too comfy with the 'normal' insane level of GOP shenanigans and either don't read (and comprehend) the news or are that unbelievably dense. Both are danger signs right now
Too many Dems got too comfy with the 'normal' insane level of GOP shenanigans and either don't read (and comprehend) the news or are that unbelievably dense. Both are danger signs right now
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Politicians... *shakes head*
Too many Dems got too comfy with the 'normal' insane level of GOP shenanigans and either don't read (and comprehend) the news or are that unbelievably dense. Both are danger signs right now
Too many Dems got too comfy with the 'normal' insane level of GOP shenanigans and either don't read (and comprehend) the news or are that unbelievably dense. Both are danger signs right now
Gasp! It’s the communist colored m&m!
January 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Gasp! It’s the communist colored m&m!
I look at these posts and cant see how Trump could string together so many words in the correct positions. Not enough awkward uses of ‘tremendous’. These probably came from GROK with a little bat-shit-crazy seeding.
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I look at these posts and cant see how Trump could string together so many words in the correct positions. Not enough awkward uses of ‘tremendous’. These probably came from GROK with a little bat-shit-crazy seeding.
I’m irritated to have to mention the obvious, but Trump and cronies are the ONLY ones that think Greenland needs ANY sort of action upon it. Us rational citizens think we have enough problems of our own and think Greenland is fine as-is.
January 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I’m irritated to have to mention the obvious, but Trump and cronies are the ONLY ones that think Greenland needs ANY sort of action upon it. Us rational citizens think we have enough problems of our own and think Greenland is fine as-is.