Malleus Aforethought
malaforethought.bsky.social
Malleus Aforethought
@malaforethought.bsky.social
Take the couch if you need to distract JD Vance.
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Please, let him die on it.
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
CBS
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 AM
iCBS?
February 8, 2026 at 5:46 AM
But they brown.
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 AM
We still get flag-wielding trumpanzees on the corner on a regular basis. The fucking retirees down here are afraid of their own shadows. They were all in on the Cheetopedo. Any bit of racism bait gets them frothing.
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Galaxy Quest. I love Tony Shaloub's character.
And the classic, "I have one job on this ship..."
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 AM
They know how to filibuster? Could have fooled me.
February 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
So exotic
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Kind of late to the parade.
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Not under this administration.
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Reposted by Malleus Aforethought
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 AM
What if they were a horny doctor?
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Rumors from the local barkeep, of course.
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Jublex?
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
But MAGA *is* the racist base...
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Maybe AIPAC can contribute.
February 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Nailed it
February 6, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Let's see:
Quality: crap, highly processed
Operated by post-pubescent children
Cost: severely overpriced.

What's not to love?
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Challenge accepted!
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
You know the TikTok crowd really brings the donor dollars.
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Very bleppy
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Aka mutual masturbation
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Read that last sentence in that transcriot as "OK to hit them."

Tracks
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM