Malleus Aforethought
@malaforethought.bsky.social
Take the couch if you need to distract JD Vance.
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Take the couch if you need to distract JD Vance.
Please, let him die on it.
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Please, let him die on it.
But they brown.
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 AM
But they brown.
We still get flag-wielding trumpanzees on the corner on a regular basis. The fucking retirees down here are afraid of their own shadows. They were all in on the Cheetopedo. Any bit of racism bait gets them frothing.
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 AM
We still get flag-wielding trumpanzees on the corner on a regular basis. The fucking retirees down here are afraid of their own shadows. They were all in on the Cheetopedo. Any bit of racism bait gets them frothing.
Galaxy Quest. I love Tony Shaloub's character.
And the classic, "I have one job on this ship..."
And the classic, "I have one job on this ship..."
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Galaxy Quest. I love Tony Shaloub's character.
And the classic, "I have one job on this ship..."
And the classic, "I have one job on this ship..."
They know how to filibuster? Could have fooled me.
February 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
They know how to filibuster? Could have fooled me.
Kind of late to the parade.
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Kind of late to the parade.
Not under this administration.
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Not under this administration.
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What if they were a horny doctor?
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
What if they were a horny doctor?
Rumors from the local barkeep, of course.
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Rumors from the local barkeep, of course.
But MAGA *is* the racist base...
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
But MAGA *is* the racist base...
Maybe AIPAC can contribute.
February 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Maybe AIPAC can contribute.
Let's see:
Quality: crap, highly processed
Operated by post-pubescent children
Cost: severely overpriced.
What's not to love?
Quality: crap, highly processed
Operated by post-pubescent children
Cost: severely overpriced.
What's not to love?
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Let's see:
Quality: crap, highly processed
Operated by post-pubescent children
Cost: severely overpriced.
What's not to love?
Quality: crap, highly processed
Operated by post-pubescent children
Cost: severely overpriced.
What's not to love?
Challenge accepted!
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Challenge accepted!
You know the TikTok crowd really brings the donor dollars.
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
You know the TikTok crowd really brings the donor dollars.
Very bleppy
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Very bleppy
Aka mutual masturbation
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Aka mutual masturbation
Read that last sentence in that transcriot as "OK to hit them."
Tracks
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February 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Read that last sentence in that transcriot as "OK to hit them."
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