She must be trying so hard to not simply say,

"I don't believe you or trust you at all"

Oh man! The fact that you are asking that makes me feel very old!!

This is from Dodgeball.

And as it turns out...

...he never filed a gift tax return for the World Series Rings!

Well he was found in contempt of court so at least he has been sentenced to...

*checks notes*

...homework by Beryl Howell.

He literally has to read (or just swear that he has read) something. Practically medieval punishment!

"RUDY WILL SHOW"

And he DID!?!

Will he be dumb enough to take the stand?!

If he does I assume that all of his witnesses were 'mistaken' in their depositions...

...apart from where they were definitely 100% correct (because they remembered the 'script' in those parts)!

"...his* legal fees"

"RUDY WILL SHOW"

But what will he be 'in'/'wearing'?

Wheelchair with blanket over legs?

Oxygen tank?

Or will they just roll him in inside an iron lung?!

Better than that. It was:

"I don't wanna....because 9/11!!"

"Attach EVERYTHING! Maybe some of it will be true/helpful!"

Melania will send him off to school one day and he will come back a she after being transitioned in the nurses office!

Did she give her consent?!

They did finally turn the Mercedes over a few days ago (without proper documentation - obviously), so that part might actually be true!