ETTD is undefeated
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
ETTD is undefeated
Mr. T put the "T" in trickle down economics...
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Mr. T put the "T" in trickle down economics...
Nothing screams "You're killing it in 2025" like a 5 Gallon can of Nacho Cheese Dip!
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Nothing screams "You're killing it in 2025" like a 5 Gallon can of Nacho Cheese Dip!
"But, but, but Trump eliminated ISIS in his first term"
~Uneducated Maga Fucks
~Uneducated Maga Fucks
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"But, but, but Trump eliminated ISIS in his first term"
~Uneducated Maga Fucks
~Uneducated Maga Fucks
Shot in the head? Did anyone place a Gaza Strip on the headwound?
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Shot in the head? Did anyone place a Gaza Strip on the headwound?
Accountability is questioned....by a fake Twitter persona!
Solid Take
Solid Take
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Accountability is questioned....by a fake Twitter persona!
Solid Take
Solid Take
A bunch of white nerds trying to play tough guy!
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A bunch of white nerds trying to play tough guy!
Impossible, he lost control of his bowels in 2022...
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Impossible, he lost control of his bowels in 2022...
Who's going to tell Jack about Scott Bessent and Ric Grennell?
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Who's going to tell Jack about Scott Bessent and Ric Grennell?
Maybe we should just try to wipe out these folks with Small Pox...it worked in the 1690's
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Maybe we should just try to wipe out these folks with Small Pox...it worked in the 1690's
Sadly, 1 in 4 Americans are Morbidly Obese...
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Sadly, 1 in 4 Americans are Morbidly Obese...
"That's not what Snowballing means"
~Beavis & Butthead
~Beavis & Butthead
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"That's not what Snowballing means"
~Beavis & Butthead
~Beavis & Butthead
Speaker of the House and running the White House Heavy Petting Zoo can be taxing on ones health!
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Speaker of the House and running the White House Heavy Petting Zoo can be taxing on ones health!
A Filet-O-Fish not properly chewed is not pretty coming out!
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
A Filet-O-Fish not properly chewed is not pretty coming out!
"Somebody get Ronny Jackson into the West Wing Stat"
~Susie Wiles 12/2/25
~Susie Wiles 12/2/25
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"Somebody get Ronny Jackson into the West Wing Stat"
~Susie Wiles 12/2/25
~Susie Wiles 12/2/25
Are you talking about their wives or their main dish?
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Are you talking about their wives or their main dish?
"Only Blacks eat the Cornbread"
~ Scott Hasset
~ Scott Hasset
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Only Blacks eat the Cornbread"
~ Scott Hasset
~ Scott Hasset
I'll take "Fuck Me Pumps for $1,000, Alex"
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'll take "Fuck Me Pumps for $1,000, Alex"
When do the first two Gingriches movies come out?
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
When do the first two Gingriches movies come out?
"Don't let that smooth taste fool you"
~ Bubba Clinton
~ Bubba Clinton
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"Don't let that smooth taste fool you"
~ Bubba Clinton
~ Bubba Clinton
In fairness to Tom Homan, his brain is still in the Cro-Magnon phase of evolution...
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In fairness to Tom Homan, his brain is still in the Cro-Magnon phase of evolution...
This is what happens when people vote for draft dodgers...
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is what happens when people vote for draft dodgers...
"I'm more confident that Tom Cotton has had a dick in his mouth in the past 48 than I am sure these guys are drug dealers..."
~Jesus Christ
~Jesus Christ
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"I'm more confident that Tom Cotton has had a dick in his mouth in the past 48 than I am sure these guys are drug dealers..."
~Jesus Christ
~Jesus Christ
That's loyalty...
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
That's loyalty...
"Just the Tip" is a losing defense...
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Just the Tip" is a losing defense...