Mal
@maldrogo.bsky.social
Former Camp Fire Boys & Girls candy box model. Current bodice ripper connoisseur. I have been described as “fun but trashy.”
Are Hakeem and Schumer in the Epstein files? It’s the only way any of this makes sense.
January 30, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Are Hakeem and Schumer in the Epstein files? It’s the only way any of this makes sense.
They should be obligated to name the baby Francis after the pope JD killed.
January 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM
They should be obligated to name the baby Francis after the pope JD killed.
Usha Vance just announced that she’s pregnant.
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Usha Vance just announced that she’s pregnant.
From Ohio or Greenland? Because if Ohio is about to be part of Denmark, isn't it kinder to let them stay?
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 AM
From Ohio or Greenland? Because if Ohio is about to be part of Denmark, isn't it kinder to let them stay?
I mean, it's better than if they didn't, right?
January 12, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I mean, it's better than if they didn't, right?
I also think calling your marriage a "bad" relationship is fairly inaccurate.
Like, sure, you guys ended things but it has been 150% respectful and mature. You guys remain on such good terms that she keeps Tiki for you when you have to leave town.
The relationship was outgrown; it wasn't bad.
Like, sure, you guys ended things but it has been 150% respectful and mature. You guys remain on such good terms that she keeps Tiki for you when you have to leave town.
The relationship was outgrown; it wasn't bad.
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I also think calling your marriage a "bad" relationship is fairly inaccurate.
Like, sure, you guys ended things but it has been 150% respectful and mature. You guys remain on such good terms that she keeps Tiki for you when you have to leave town.
The relationship was outgrown; it wasn't bad.
Like, sure, you guys ended things but it has been 150% respectful and mature. You guys remain on such good terms that she keeps Tiki for you when you have to leave town.
The relationship was outgrown; it wasn't bad.
I would rather sit in the back of that convertible than be forced to eat a whole box of banana Runts.
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I would rather sit in the back of that convertible than be forced to eat a whole box of banana Runts.
I do actually think a large chunk of Trump voters think that it’s not only *our* hemisphere but also *our* Earth.
They’re that stupid. Trust me, I know. I was ejaculated by one of these morons.
They’re that stupid. Trust me, I know. I was ejaculated by one of these morons.
January 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I do actually think a large chunk of Trump voters think that it’s not only *our* hemisphere but also *our* Earth.
They’re that stupid. Trust me, I know. I was ejaculated by one of these morons.
They’re that stupid. Trust me, I know. I was ejaculated by one of these morons.
Hot take: The First Taste should have been a single.
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Hot take: The First Taste should have been a single.
He's an engineer. I think he's allergic to "whimsey."
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He's an engineer. I think he's allergic to "whimsey."
I’ve been fighting the good fight for YEARS.
He loved my E class sedan but he told me recently he would rather drive my super shitty MDX than me get an E class wagon.
He loved my E class sedan but he told me recently he would rather drive my super shitty MDX than me get an E class wagon.
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’ve been fighting the good fight for YEARS.
He loved my E class sedan but he told me recently he would rather drive my super shitty MDX than me get an E class wagon.
He loved my E class sedan but he told me recently he would rather drive my super shitty MDX than me get an E class wagon.
This is a good mindset. I’ve never lost my dog’s affections so quickly as when I brought a new puppy home.
It’s been 3 months since we brought Cooper home and Zoe still hasn’t returned to her lifelong morning routine of pawing me awake at 4:30 AM and demanding cuddles.
It’s been 3 months since we brought Cooper home and Zoe still hasn’t returned to her lifelong morning routine of pawing me awake at 4:30 AM and demanding cuddles.
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is a good mindset. I’ve never lost my dog’s affections so quickly as when I brought a new puppy home.
It’s been 3 months since we brought Cooper home and Zoe still hasn’t returned to her lifelong morning routine of pawing me awake at 4:30 AM and demanding cuddles.
It’s been 3 months since we brought Cooper home and Zoe still hasn’t returned to her lifelong morning routine of pawing me awake at 4:30 AM and demanding cuddles.