I feel like my dog made the honor roll when I can hear the vet staff loving on him and calling him handsome, when they take him for his shots

Sugar free Red Bull?? Grow up! You’re going to die anyway. Get the normal or fun flavors and if you must add vodka too

if the worst thing that can happen is experiencing marta win an nwsl championship in front of her mom then all things considered it was a pretty good day

I’m doing my part in getting ready for thanksgiving this year by being the one to buy weed for the traditional cousin walk