local cryptid sighting
@malewifer.bsky.social
fens priv ✨ 30 ✨ they/them
the amount of times ive taken natgeo calls while secretly wearing pajama bottoms……
January 12, 2026 at 8:59 AM
the amount of times ive taken natgeo calls while secretly wearing pajama bottoms……
me after running errands
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
me after running errands
i feel like media needs to recognise the inherent sexiness of an overnight LARP more….
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 AM
i feel like media needs to recognise the inherent sexiness of an overnight LARP more….
ngl this game is p cute (its heartopia for mobile)
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
ngl this game is p cute (its heartopia for mobile)
so close to finishing this confirmation writing www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
so close to finishing this confirmation writing www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...
me realising i can knit/crochet while reading fanfic
January 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
me realising i can knit/crochet while reading fanfic
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Hierodula sp Papua, or blue mantis
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Hierodula sp Papua, or blue mantis
sigh ive got like 3 days to finish this stuff for phd confirmation and then 10 to prep my presentation and im justttttt tireddddd and finding it so hard to stay motivated
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 AM
sigh ive got like 3 days to finish this stuff for phd confirmation and then 10 to prep my presentation and im justttttt tireddddd and finding it so hard to stay motivated
Me in my formative years: 'Wow im good at being funny and it gives me positive attention! Sure hope this doesn't impact me in the long run'
Me now at 30:
Me now at 30:
January 6, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Me in my formative years: 'Wow im good at being funny and it gives me positive attention! Sure hope this doesn't impact me in the long run'
Me now at 30:
Me now at 30:
why did my wife repost this
The taint bandaid has evolved into the taint zapper
The taint bandaid has evolved into the taint zapper
Taint bandaid. Taint zapper. Gooch taser. Whatever you call it, it’s real.
buff.ly
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 AM
why did my wife repost this
w every passing day i dress more n more like a dad (sandals n baseball cap goated duo)
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
w every passing day i dress more n more like a dad (sandals n baseball cap goated duo)
receiving these two lesbians from my good friend is a good omen for 2026, the year of the lesbians
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
receiving these two lesbians from my good friend is a good omen for 2026, the year of the lesbians
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Reposted by local cryptid sighting
huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun
January 2, 2026 at 12:47 AM
huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun
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January 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
theres some new popular perfume that i keep smelling out in public and i find it SICKENING like its this v intense floral/musk/rosy scent that makes me immediately queasy and i keep!!!! smelling it!!!!
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
theres some new popular perfume that i keep smelling out in public and i find it SICKENING like its this v intense floral/musk/rosy scent that makes me immediately queasy and i keep!!!! smelling it!!!!
this is me if u even care
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 PM
this is me if u even care
10,000 words in one month done lollll now i have 5 days to write lit review and report 🥀
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 AM
10,000 words in one month done lollll now i have 5 days to write lit review and report 🥀
i deserve a medal for crocheting with my tits out : its giving butch grandma
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 AM
i deserve a medal for crocheting with my tits out : its giving butch grandma
me: ‘maybe after 10 years of healing ive gotten over enough trauma to not id as demiromantic/immediately get the ick with new romantic connections’
also me: ‘lol bet’
also me: ‘lol bet’
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 AM
me: ‘maybe after 10 years of healing ive gotten over enough trauma to not id as demiromantic/immediately get the ick with new romantic connections’
also me: ‘lol bet’
also me: ‘lol bet’
caleb widogast i was unfamiliar with ur game……..the cooler gale dekarios
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 AM
caleb widogast i was unfamiliar with ur game……..the cooler gale dekarios
the power i feel when crocheting is unto like a god
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 AM
the power i feel when crocheting is unto like a god
still GAGGEDDDDD i managed to find her teeheee
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
still GAGGEDDDDD i managed to find her teeheee
HELLO GONNA TRY THIS AGAIN TEEHEE
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
HELLO GONNA TRY THIS AGAIN TEEHEE
-bonk- use bsky more (note to self )
June 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
-bonk- use bsky more (note to self )