In this world of brand entrepreneurship I don't understand why nobody has yet launched a utility company called Big Dick Energy.

Very late to this party but reading the responses makes me think of a meta-value: had this question been posed by a politician the responses would have been universally snarky or worse. But we recognize and appreciate authenticity, and enjoy the chance to be optimistic when there's no agenda.

There is no more small fry. From now on, only Big Fry.