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@malijuana.bsky.social
I TRULY HOPE YOU GOT HIT BY THE BOOGIE
lol i have to overstep my cats boundaries bc he is overstepping mine (im kissing him on the face and mouth bc he wont leave me alone for one solitary minute)
February 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
lol i have to overstep my cats boundaries bc he is overstepping mine (im kissing him on the face and mouth bc he wont leave me alone for one solitary minute)
i sound like a 90 year old man like GET OFF MY LAWN but wyd on my fucking property
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i sound like a 90 year old man like GET OFF MY LAWN but wyd on my fucking property
i shouldn’t have to put up a no soliciting sign for that. stop being genuinely fucking annoying. also stop driving through my yard that’s my property line and you’re fucking my grass up i’m going to put nails down deadass like fuck ur 4wheeler bro ur lucky i dont GET you
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 PM
i shouldn’t have to put up a no soliciting sign for that. stop being genuinely fucking annoying. also stop driving through my yard that’s my property line and you’re fucking my grass up i’m going to put nails down deadass like fuck ur 4wheeler bro ur lucky i dont GET you
it’s a fucking stand ur ground state for a reason stop ringing the damn bell if no one answered the first (second, third) time………………….. bitch
February 17, 2026 at 3:41 PM
it’s a fucking stand ur ground state for a reason stop ringing the damn bell if no one answered the first (second, third) time………………….. bitch
same fucking annoying ass gardening company keeps ringing my doorbell it’s been a week of them doing it every day LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH
February 17, 2026 at 3:41 PM
same fucking annoying ass gardening company keeps ringing my doorbell it’s been a week of them doing it every day LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH
dude i haven’t smoked a cart in four days im like so proud of myself in such a stupid way lol
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
dude i haven’t smoked a cart in four days im like so proud of myself in such a stupid way lol
smoking weed makes me feel like this
:3
:3
February 17, 2026 at 1:42 PM
smoking weed makes me feel like this
:3
:3
bc i sure as shit don’t talk about my beliefs unprompted. i’m not gonna preach to anyone or pull a testimony out of my asshole. LEAVE ME ALONE LET ME THINK WHAT I WANT TO THINK THERE ARE LEVELS TO THIS SHIT SOME ARE FINE SOME ARE NOT.
February 17, 2026 at 11:13 AM
bc i sure as shit don’t talk about my beliefs unprompted. i’m not gonna preach to anyone or pull a testimony out of my asshole. LEAVE ME ALONE LET ME THINK WHAT I WANT TO THINK THERE ARE LEVELS TO THIS SHIT SOME ARE FINE SOME ARE NOT.
there is nothing wrong with being spiritual and believing there may be a higher power. do i think its a white old dude with a long white beard? NO. lol. did jesus exist as an actual human? YEAH. like damn. let me be me. i’ve had it with feeling judged for shit that you won’t come in contact with
February 17, 2026 at 11:12 AM
there is nothing wrong with being spiritual and believing there may be a higher power. do i think its a white old dude with a long white beard? NO. lol. did jesus exist as an actual human? YEAH. like damn. let me be me. i’ve had it with feeling judged for shit that you won’t come in contact with
always felt shamed for being catholic from my friends but now that i don’t rly have any i feel pretty awesome
February 17, 2026 at 11:09 AM
always felt shamed for being catholic from my friends but now that i don’t rly have any i feel pretty awesome
i’m gonna have to try a baby sling for pita bc he literally will not leave me alone (i love him but omg!) i can’t walk anywhere without him bein right there like meepemepemeoemeeemrpmeerrrpp
February 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
i’m gonna have to try a baby sling for pita bc he literally will not leave me alone (i love him but omg!) i can’t walk anywhere without him bein right there like meepemepemeoemeeemrpmeerrrpp
two days cart free bitch
February 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
two days cart free bitch
she’s kool wif it
me mama would prob not be into me schmokin the plant even tho it’s better and cheaper. oh well tho i feel like that might be a good move
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
she’s kool wif it
keanu stays busy i hope he makes time to chill out i need that man to relax
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
keanu stays busy i hope he makes time to chill out i need that man to relax
john wick game i’m gonna nut
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 AM
john wick game i’m gonna nut
just sat and enjoyed the fresh air with my cat for like two hours straight
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
just sat and enjoyed the fresh air with my cat for like two hours straight
for my birthday i want a wet sloppy three hour long makeout session with keanu reeves
February 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
for my birthday i want a wet sloppy three hour long makeout session with keanu reeves
me mama would prob not be into me schmokin the plant even tho it’s better and cheaper. oh well tho i feel like that might be a good move
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
me mama would prob not be into me schmokin the plant even tho it’s better and cheaper. oh well tho i feel like that might be a good move
gaahdamn how a $10 spliff gimme thick yellow clouds 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
gaahdamn how a $10 spliff gimme thick yellow clouds 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
oh to be v with a keanku in my head bitching at me every two minutes
February 4, 2026 at 10:09 AM
oh to be v with a keanku in my head bitching at me every two minutes
dunk the lunk is a cutie
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
dunk the lunk is a cutie
maybe i am a man bc holy fuck when i get a cold it’s like the end of the world for me
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
maybe i am a man bc holy fuck when i get a cold it’s like the end of the world for me