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“We need emotional content, not anger.”
Don’t give em any ideas
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“I’m mummying” is my favorite catchphrase
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We’re so back
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Top left, bottom right
October 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
What is it about video games that causes this? You never see this shit with like, Scorsese films lmao
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
That’s just Goku collecting Genki
a cartoon character is flying through the air while holding a large ball
ALT: a cartoon character is flying through the air while holding a large ball
media.tenor.com
September 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Be careful he frightens easily
August 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
them airport coffees be hittin tho
August 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I sang this to the tune of the Crossfire commercial

youtu.be/rCwn1NTK-50?...
Crossfire - Full Commercial
YouTube video by mcaaronice
youtu.be
August 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When will we be able to watch from home?!
August 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Love this. I don’t really think DB needs an amusement park, but it being in SA of all places never sat well with me. Torishima put into words exactly what I was feeling.
August 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If you've never used a fountain pen and want to get started, start here. When you're ready, move on to the Pilot Metropolitan.
August 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fountain pens can be tricky. They're messy, fragile, expensive, and then you have to get the right paper to match. But it's an extremely rewarding hobby if you can get past that and learn the paper/pen/ink triad. The Varsity is a disposable pen that costs about $4. And it writes GREAT.
August 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I've got three ink bottles, all Pilot Iroshizuku! Kon-peki, momiji, and chiku-rin.

The Kon-Peki is in a Pilot Metro FP, the Momiji is in a Metro MP, and the chiku-rin is in a clear Pilot Kakuno.
August 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The “spent $10000 on sat prep” one is funny (and not in the haha way). NOW they’re upset about someone using money to get ahead??
August 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Thanks 😅
August 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Were you…planning to buy it?
August 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM