Malkaveer
@malkaveer.bsky.social
I do all the things, or at least: Magic the Gathering; teach music and speech; TTRPGs. Gamify everything! There are some that call me...Steve. he/him
GM for Hire
GM for Hire
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Things are very bleak. Jobs are rare and legal intransigence is overwhelming.
I am out of options in November.
I would be ask that you share this around and help where able so I can keep afloat while I fight through all of this for my son's and my sake.
gofund.me/4cbda7dcf
I am out of options in November.
I would be ask that you share this around and help where able so I can keep afloat while I fight through all of this for my son's and my sake.
gofund.me/4cbda7dcf
October 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Things are very bleak. Jobs are rare and legal intransigence is overwhelming.
I am out of options in November.
I would be ask that you share this around and help where able so I can keep afloat while I fight through all of this for my son's and my sake.
gofund.me/4cbda7dcf
I am out of options in November.
I would be ask that you share this around and help where able so I can keep afloat while I fight through all of this for my son's and my sake.
gofund.me/4cbda7dcf
This helpful screenshot of a shitty human being coming to his defense should help ameliorate concerns about a private company banning a red hat.
October 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This helpful screenshot of a shitty human being coming to his defense should help ameliorate concerns about a private company banning a red hat.
We got to play in the rain earlier this week and that was a blast. It's the little things we get to enjoy.
Please consider helping get our car up and running and get the legal debts paid down/off so we can get back to the regularly scheduled exploring the world.
gofund.me/a46b5ecbd
Please consider helping get our car up and running and get the legal debts paid down/off so we can get back to the regularly scheduled exploring the world.
gofund.me/a46b5ecbd
September 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We got to play in the rain earlier this week and that was a blast. It's the little things we get to enjoy.
Please consider helping get our car up and running and get the legal debts paid down/off so we can get back to the regularly scheduled exploring the world.
gofund.me/a46b5ecbd
Please consider helping get our car up and running and get the legal debts paid down/off so we can get back to the regularly scheduled exploring the world.
gofund.me/a46b5ecbd
What a fucking child.
September 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What a fucking child.
The male urge to do a silly and/or risqué photoshoot with friends on a trolley.
August 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The male urge to do a silly and/or risqué photoshoot with friends on a trolley.
If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
A rampy boi who protects legends seems right up my alley.
A rampy boi who protects legends seems right up my alley.
August 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
A rampy boi who protects legends seems right up my alley.
A rampy boi who protects legends seems right up my alley.
They disabled quote posts, so not really? They must be banking on terf lady's supporters having more money than just being minimally ethical.
July 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
They disabled quote posts, so not really? They must be banking on terf lady's supporters having more money than just being minimally ethical.
What if I pretended to be everyone's disappointing dad and apologized for being shitty to people?
July 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What if I pretended to be everyone's disappointing dad and apologized for being shitty to people?
Share your last four played games to expose your gaming habits.
April 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Share your last four played games to expose your gaming habits.
Four Cards to get to know me 😅
April 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Four Cards to get to know me 😅
Less surprising than some of these.
April 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Less surprising than some of these.
What a roller coaster.
April 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What a roller coaster.
Even outside of the fact that this isn't a dire wolf...
Can we fucking not? We've got a lot on our plates to be worried about the next Jurassic Park nonsense.
Can we fucking not? We've got a lot on our plates to be worried about the next Jurassic Park nonsense.
April 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Even outside of the fact that this isn't a dire wolf...
Can we fucking not? We've got a lot on our plates to be worried about the next Jurassic Park nonsense.
Can we fucking not? We've got a lot on our plates to be worried about the next Jurassic Park nonsense.
The museum's health exhibit can't fully render my height and wingspan. 😅
April 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The museum's health exhibit can't fully render my height and wingspan. 😅
Fresh character sheet means a quick audit of making sure I did the math right. I've only found a few errors.
Level 16 1e @paizo.com Bard is my jam.
I do need to know how I am technically allowed use Perform (Oratory) for Escape Artist via expanded versatility? Do I talk myself out of ropes? 😅
Level 16 1e @paizo.com Bard is my jam.
I do need to know how I am technically allowed use Perform (Oratory) for Escape Artist via expanded versatility? Do I talk myself out of ropes? 😅
March 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Fresh character sheet means a quick audit of making sure I did the math right. I've only found a few errors.
Level 16 1e @paizo.com Bard is my jam.
I do need to know how I am technically allowed use Perform (Oratory) for Escape Artist via expanded versatility? Do I talk myself out of ropes? 😅
Level 16 1e @paizo.com Bard is my jam.
I do need to know how I am technically allowed use Perform (Oratory) for Escape Artist via expanded versatility? Do I talk myself out of ropes? 😅
It is the will of Zedruu that you should pick this cute lil guy up.
February 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It is the will of Zedruu that you should pick this cute lil guy up.
When you name your computer after the best goddess, you get some wild interactions. 😅
February 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When you name your computer after the best goddess, you get some wild interactions. 😅
Fit check for Magic and musicals today.
February 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Fit check for Magic and musicals today.
The Star Trek stays on during sex.
January 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Star Trek stays on during sex.
