One would think #47 would like Burger King or White Castle: one you get a cute gold crown and one has a castle that usually leads you to the throne. #fastfood #saveourdemocracy #crazytimes

Mallomars are made in America, so no worries about tax hoopla (but they’re still $4.99 a box when not on sale…but worth it). Other than that we’re screwed for most other things. #taxcrap #tariffs #richgetricher #tax

Has everyone lost their mind? Asking for my friend, Democracy. #democracy #bringbackrules #realitywhataconcept

John Wagman Music and Art High School alum, class of 63! Brilliant! #musicandarthighschool #art #FiorelloHLaGuardiaHighSchoolofMusic&ArtandPerformingArts #mallomars

You’d think Mehmet Oz would be in the running politically for something given the whole Wicked/Oz hoopla. #wicked #oz #politics

Paw Patrol is my new calming news outlet. They work together and solve all the problems. #pawpatrol #calm #newadmistration

Writing a children’s book about a country where criminals are in charge. Would it be fiction or non-fiction? #kidsbooks #politics #goodandevil #upsidedown #madmadmadworld

You’d think Mehmet Oz would be in the running politically for something given the whole Wicked/Oz hoopla. #wicked #oz #politics

Cabinet members are supposed to be like hero Avengers, instead we’re getting Batman villains. #cabinetpicks #newadminstration #joker

The last time I was this upset over cabinet picks I went with with a glaze finish over wood veneer. #cabinetpicks

I’m going to need many boxes of mallomars to get me through the next few years.