Mallory Hanson
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Mallory Hanson
@malloryhanson.bsky.social
I’m just trying to live my life but I keep remembering the chicken breast and Crystal Light smoothie 🥴🤢 #Loveisblind
October 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So, Nick’s behavior in the pods was problematic at best.. but I CANNOT with Annie always looking for something to fight about and her stone-walling. All these people out here acting like they’ve never interacted with other humans before 😩 #loveisblind
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
For what reason is Joe incapable of putting a complete, coherent sentence together?? #Loveisblind
barack obama is sitting in a chair making a funny face while asking why .
ALT: barack obama is sitting in a chair making a funny face while asking why .
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October 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I think I just figured out where the stars from my grandmother’s quilt went 😬 #thebachelor
March 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Anyone?? Bueller?
In Oversight today, my colleagues stuck to their usual script: blaming immigrants for all crime & claiming Dem mayors are too soft. Well, I was curious to know if they’ve ever had an immigrant with a criminal record that they could recall. Tune in!
March 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I had faith that Devin was gonna do something.. literally, ANYTHING different with that hair by wedding day. But no, the cotton headed ninny muggins vibe persisted 🫠 #loveisblind
March 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Madison is another classic example of someone that had no business going on a reality TV show and should’ve been going to therapy 🤷‍♀️ #LoveisBlind
February 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM