Mallory (dumb broad)
@malloryzone.eu
Your friend Mallory from non-specific Europe. Women are best when they’re having a bad time.
Screaming “if she calls me a dork I’m fucking dead” into my pillow
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Screaming “if she calls me a dork I’m fucking dead” into my pillow
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theres 500 matches in this box and thats more than the number of fingers you have so i guess we’ll just have to burn other things too!
December 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
theres 500 matches in this box and thats more than the number of fingers you have so i guess we’ll just have to burn other things too!
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Truth or dare where you’re tied to a chair and the truth I ask you is your your phone password and if you refuse i get to dare you to have me melt your fingertips off with matches
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Truth or dare where you’re tied to a chair and the truth I ask you is your your phone password and if you refuse i get to dare you to have me melt your fingertips off with matches
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Just a totally normal electroencephalogram test, nothing to see here!
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just a totally normal electroencephalogram test, nothing to see here!
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you say one minor thing against your boss at the Christmas party after a few drinks, then before you know it hr are strapping you into some weird pink helmet and demoting you to office toy
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
you say one minor thing against your boss at the Christmas party after a few drinks, then before you know it hr are strapping you into some weird pink helmet and demoting you to office toy
FUCK I NEED TO SUCK DICK
December 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
FUCK I NEED TO SUCK DICK
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true feminism has never been tried
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
true feminism has never been tried
She is truly the Genius of Horny
Blowjob McDonald’s where the service members can choose to get “I’m lovin’ it” tatted on both cheekbones for a $3-per-hour raise.
(cost of the tattoo is deducted from the employee’s paycheck)(tattoo must include the Golden Arches behind text)
(cost of the tattoo is deducted from the employee’s paycheck)(tattoo must include the Golden Arches behind text)
December 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
She is truly the Genius of Horny
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rotating, and grabbing her handle
December 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
rotating, and grabbing her handle
My sole goal now is to get people to rotate a Livia in their heads
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
My sole goal now is to get people to rotate a Livia in their heads
New friends so good for a Mallory tbh
December 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
New friends so good for a Mallory tbh
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
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My North Star for writing the worst women will always be “Katz’ Theme plays when she enters the room” youtu.be/oY2KnW19Tls
Katz Theme MASTERPIECE! Original Full Version
YouTube video by Nero Sol TV
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
My North Star for writing the worst women will always be “Katz’ Theme plays when she enters the room” youtu.be/oY2KnW19Tls
Sorry making the handler position actually kinda low value (so they can get called dollfuckers at the bar lol) because they don’t need to think that highly of themselves when it’s just a bunch of trannies they’re herding.
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sorry making the handler position actually kinda low value (so they can get called dollfuckers at the bar lol) because they don’t need to think that highly of themselves when it’s just a bunch of trannies they’re herding.
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'Women's prisons have to hand out plan B because TIMs keep knocking up the other prisoners' amazing, some twiggy, twitchy tgirl shoplifter being passed around the women's cellblock by big mean convicts who believe she shoots blanks despite her protests to the contrary, make this a Carry On remake
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
'Women's prisons have to hand out plan B because TIMs keep knocking up the other prisoners' amazing, some twiggy, twitchy tgirl shoplifter being passed around the women's cellblock by big mean convicts who believe she shoots blanks despite her protests to the contrary, make this a Carry On remake
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FLOWERBLOOM CH. 2 - FURROWED SOIL
A Handler must justify Her actions to Her so-called 'superiors'. A farmhand finds an injured animal on the first day of spring.
A Handler must justify Her actions to Her so-called 'superiors'. A farmhand finds an injured animal on the first day of spring.
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
FLOWERBLOOM CH. 2 - FURROWED SOIL
A Handler must justify Her actions to Her so-called 'superiors'. A farmhand finds an injured animal on the first day of spring.
A Handler must justify Her actions to Her so-called 'superiors'. A farmhand finds an injured animal on the first day of spring.
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'Pronouns are Rohypnol' ok can you imagine? Some sleazy trans dyke chatting up some cis girl and casually dropping 'oh, I'm she/her' and the girl's eyelids droop, her face goes slack, her core feels warm and her legs part as she feels compelled to let this predatory invader come in closer?
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
'Pronouns are Rohypnol' ok can you imagine? Some sleazy trans dyke chatting up some cis girl and casually dropping 'oh, I'm she/her' and the girl's eyelids droop, her face goes slack, her core feels warm and her legs part as she feels compelled to let this predatory invader come in closer?
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Look I don't like terfs but I'll be the first to admit that they're insanely horny. If I'm feeling out of juice and need some pornographic ideas I just go to tumblr and scroll a terf blog for ten minutes.
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Look I don't like terfs but I'll be the first to admit that they're insanely horny. If I'm feeling out of juice and need some pornographic ideas I just go to tumblr and scroll a terf blog for ten minutes.
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need to give women absolutely impossible commands to follow to please me and make my displeasure known in increasingly violent ways when they inevitably fail because the goal was never to let them succeed but to make them feel like a failure while i beat them for it
October 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
need to give women absolutely impossible commands to follow to please me and make my displeasure known in increasingly violent ways when they inevitably fail because the goal was never to let them succeed but to make them feel like a failure while i beat them for it
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misogyny is hot when women do it to each other, actually,
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
misogyny is hot when women do it to each other, actually,
lesbomisogyny party member GAINED (drops tactical nuke on me)
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
lesbomisogyny party member GAINED (drops tactical nuke on me)
And another thing: stop letting other trans people speak about your genitals in such chaser-coded ways.
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
And another thing: stop letting other trans people speak about your genitals in such chaser-coded ways.
If the same people who keep trying to underdose your estrogen will prescribe you enough T-blockers to nuke your libido and energy levels from orbit immediately, does that seem like a thing they’re doing for your benefit?
I genuinely believe that there are a lot of trans girls who are suffering more than they need to because their t is near zero instead of somewhere in the cis female range, and a little supplemental t would improve their mental and physical health significantly
December 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
If the same people who keep trying to underdose your estrogen will prescribe you enough T-blockers to nuke your libido and energy levels from orbit immediately, does that seem like a thing they’re doing for your benefit?
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I genuinely believe that there are a lot of trans girls who are suffering more than they need to because their t is near zero instead of somewhere in the cis female range, and a little supplemental t would improve their mental and physical health significantly
December 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I genuinely believe that there are a lot of trans girls who are suffering more than they need to because their t is near zero instead of somewhere in the cis female range, and a little supplemental t would improve their mental and physical health significantly