Malpaso Milan
@malpasomilan.bsky.social
Pshaw, I know a little pizzeria in rural Peru that can quadruple his paramecium levels and double his amoeba diversity. And you can find someone to sell you ayahuasca for a third of the going rate wherever his Peter Thiel wellness bungalow is located.
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Pshaw, I know a little pizzeria in rural Peru that can quadruple his paramecium levels and double his amoeba diversity. And you can find someone to sell you ayahuasca for a third of the going rate wherever his Peter Thiel wellness bungalow is located.
And somehow he's not the worst quarterback in this game.
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
And somehow he's not the worst quarterback in this game.
Isn't that the point of all the Ivies, tho?
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Isn't that the point of all the Ivies, tho?
This is the day I celebrate my divorce and no number of sad MRA chuds that use politics as a replacement for therapy can't take that away from me.
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is the day I celebrate my divorce and no number of sad MRA chuds that use politics as a replacement for therapy can't take that away from me.
About 20 years ago a guy at a mall in Orange, CT convinced me not to buy a leather jacket because "it made me look like a movie villain". At first I thought that was the point, but he was so emphatic about how that was NOT COOL that I bought a different, better jacket. We need more guys like him.
January 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
About 20 years ago a guy at a mall in Orange, CT convinced me not to buy a leather jacket because "it made me look like a movie villain". At first I thought that was the point, but he was so emphatic about how that was NOT COOL that I bought a different, better jacket. We need more guys like him.
Can you get gout from irony? Because it would be so rich this happened.
January 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Can you get gout from irony? Because it would be so rich this happened.
But the year of the wild horse cannot be contained to any calendar
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
But the year of the wild horse cannot be contained to any calendar
Tbf, Venice succeeded in sacking Constantinople during the 4th. I know it wasn't a goal for most Crusaders, but the Venetians were really into it. Huge success on that front.
December 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Tbf, Venice succeeded in sacking Constantinople during the 4th. I know it wasn't a goal for most Crusaders, but the Venetians were really into it. Huge success on that front.
At least your research doesn't require you to draw things or publish those drawings
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
At least your research doesn't require you to draw things or publish those drawings
And he did it again!
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
And he did it again!
My abuela taught me to curse in Spanish. Her pet name for me was loquito de mierda and I called her a brujita insoportable. She was the best.
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My abuela taught me to curse in Spanish. Her pet name for me was loquito de mierda and I called her a brujita insoportable. She was the best.
Ok, fine, I'll play a different video game.
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Ok, fine, I'll play a different video game.
Perfected my Brussels sprouts recipe. No unforced errors. Everyone ate like champs. Go Bears.
December 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Perfected my Brussels sprouts recipe. No unforced errors. Everyone ate like champs. Go Bears.
We did it on Tuesday. Always a win.
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We did it on Tuesday. Always a win.
But David Brooks is still ok, right guys? Guys?
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
But David Brooks is still ok, right guys? Guys?
Like how Kudzu League schools were founded because slavers freaked at their kids coming home from the Ivy League schools with the realization that non-slave life rules.
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Like how Kudzu League schools were founded because slavers freaked at their kids coming home from the Ivy League schools with the realization that non-slave life rules.
It strikes me as a reaction to the success of gender parity. Sure women benefit from equal rights, but so do men, who might find it liberating tonot feel obligated to act like a shit. So the older (more manly) generation freaks out, and may even panic if they like non-coded things.
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It strikes me as a reaction to the success of gender parity. Sure women benefit from equal rights, but so do men, who might find it liberating tonot feel obligated to act like a shit. So the older (more manly) generation freaks out, and may even panic if they like non-coded things.
He throws better than my quarterback...
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He throws better than my quarterback...
Modern firearms would absolutely blow the brains out of the Red Coats. First of all because they have greater ranges and are actually accurate, and then because they're all standing in a line reloading their guns with a fire rate of 3 balls a minute.
December 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Modern firearms would absolutely blow the brains out of the Red Coats. First of all because they have greater ranges and are actually accurate, and then because they're all standing in a line reloading their guns with a fire rate of 3 balls a minute.
We watched the sequel that featured the Bills. At one point a group of characters chants 'fourth time is the charm', and that struck me as the cruelest thing you could have come out of the mouth of a character that is theoretically a Bills fan.
December 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
We watched the sequel that featured the Bills. At one point a group of characters chants 'fourth time is the charm', and that struck me as the cruelest thing you could have come out of the mouth of a character that is theoretically a Bills fan.
That future sounds like existential hell. You'd always have to be 'on' because someone is always recording you, even strangers. I already hate being on camera, if everyone was recording I'd never interact with another human being.
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
That future sounds like existential hell. You'd always have to be 'on' because someone is always recording you, even strangers. I already hate being on camera, if everyone was recording I'd never interact with another human being.
You're missing out on the real synergy if Hall & Mountain Goates.
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You're missing out on the real synergy if Hall & Mountain Goates.