Malphas
@malphas.bsky.social
Big spooky polar bear
M/34
VRC content creator sometimes even?
only 18+ please!
Also on https://twitter.com/_Malphas
M/34
VRC content creator sometimes even?
only 18+ please!
Also on https://twitter.com/_Malphas
Hope everyone has a very Happy Holiday!
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hope everyone has a very Happy Holiday!
Did you put the garbage out?
December 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Did you put the garbage out?
Idk about you but i'm still feeling full from Thanksgiving :/
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Idk about you but i'm still feeling full from Thanksgiving :/
There's a sidequest in Look Outside where a bus of special needs kids crashes into the sewer and you gotta find them. Most of them are mutated except for the one kid with ADHD that didn't even see the Visitor because he's too glued to his Gameboy screen. I chuckled, this game keeps on giving.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There's a sidequest in Look Outside where a bus of special needs kids crashes into the sewer and you gotta find them. Most of them are mutated except for the one kid with ADHD that didn't even see the Visitor because he's too glued to his Gameboy screen. I chuckled, this game keeps on giving.
If someone EVER does this to me, I swear to god
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If someone EVER does this to me, I swear to god
I hope this post finds you.
September 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I hope this post finds you.
Me when I try explaining anything:
August 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Me when I try explaining anything:
I'm still alive, I promise
August 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm still alive, I promise
July 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Something something hornty gotcha
June 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Something something hornty gotcha
Feeling cute, might die from the heat later
June 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Feeling cute, might die from the heat later
Maybe this time i'll be less lazy about playing online matches.
June 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Maybe this time i'll be less lazy about playing online matches.
Oh the places you'll go!
June 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh the places you'll go!
