kay be
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hey i have a question that i cant tell if it’s because im aging or because its an actual thing.
are headlights insanely bright now or what?
are headlights insanely bright now or what?
December 16, 2023 at 6:18 AM
hey i have a question that i cant tell if it’s because im aging or because its an actual thing.
are headlights insanely bright now or what?
are headlights insanely bright now or what?
i’m becoming the lady who says “i can’t believe it’s november!” and “i knew you when you were just a BABY!”
November 14, 2023 at 4:40 AM
i’m becoming the lady who says “i can’t believe it’s november!” and “i knew you when you were just a BABY!”
loki is a beautiful show.
November 3, 2023 at 3:12 AM
loki is a beautiful show.
thinking about when arby’s had their five for five. what a wild time.
October 30, 2023 at 5:25 AM
thinking about when arby’s had their five for five. what a wild time.
love getting a massage and feeling all loose, just to mess it all up with my f ed sleep positions
October 20, 2023 at 4:40 PM
love getting a massage and feeling all loose, just to mess it all up with my f ed sleep positions
finally made it through rhony which really just solidified I want a reality show with only Jenna Lyons with cameos of ubah, jessel and bryn.
October 17, 2023 at 9:34 PM
finally made it through rhony which really just solidified I want a reality show with only Jenna Lyons with cameos of ubah, jessel and bryn.
today a man told me i looked well fed and then i saw his soul die a bit.
October 13, 2023 at 5:42 AM
today a man told me i looked well fed and then i saw his soul die a bit.
using and image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more then 10 times
October 11, 2023 at 7:55 PM
using and image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more then 10 times
there is something very grownup about having a contractor. now i would feel even MORE grown up if i could afford said contractor
October 11, 2023 at 7:53 PM
there is something very grownup about having a contractor. now i would feel even MORE grown up if i could afford said contractor
“hey i did something. but please for the love of god, do not look at it” - me, whenever i do something creative and vulnerable.
October 11, 2023 at 3:29 AM
“hey i did something. but please for the love of god, do not look at it” - me, whenever i do something creative and vulnerable.
i just saw a L’Oreal ad starring Bethenny Frankel, and I just yelled at my TV
October 10, 2023 at 2:49 AM
i just saw a L’Oreal ad starring Bethenny Frankel, and I just yelled at my TV
i have stuff to do but the kitten is asleep
October 6, 2023 at 11:12 PM
i have stuff to do but the kitten is asleep
nick and i suspect that marnie will some how get a knife. run around, slicing our ankles- hitting an artery- and that’s how we die.
October 3, 2023 at 3:34 AM
nick and i suspect that marnie will some how get a knife. run around, slicing our ankles- hitting an artery- and that’s how we die.
my favorite hobby is criticizing commercials
October 3, 2023 at 2:32 AM
my favorite hobby is criticizing commercials
my current favorite commercial is for invisalign. a girl shows up to her reunion, everyone stops what they are doing, not believing that it is the same girl. which means her teeth were so fucked up that old classmates were shocked from afar. cue lisa simpson gif of needing braces
September 27, 2023 at 5:07 PM
my current favorite commercial is for invisalign. a girl shows up to her reunion, everyone stops what they are doing, not believing that it is the same girl. which means her teeth were so fucked up that old classmates were shocked from afar. cue lisa simpson gif of needing braces
two of the three closing targets used to be bowling alleys.
it would be really cool to have those back. 🎳
it would be really cool to have those back. 🎳
Three Portland Targets Will Close, Including Downtown Store
www.wweek.com
September 27, 2023 at 6:52 AM
two of the three closing targets used to be bowling alleys.
it would be really cool to have those back. 🎳
it would be really cool to have those back. 🎳
futurama is SO fucking good. these last two episodes have been a RIDE
September 27, 2023 at 4:27 AM
futurama is SO fucking good. these last two episodes have been a RIDE
I had a work dream which is unfortunate because I really thought I had some really good ideas and I was getting a lot done then I woke up, my dream ideas were bad and I got nothing done
September 25, 2023 at 4:31 PM
I had a work dream which is unfortunate because I really thought I had some really good ideas and I was getting a lot done then I woke up, my dream ideas were bad and I got nothing done
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New ass tattoo just dropped
September 25, 2023 at 1:00 AM
New ass tattoo just dropped
i’m so freaking impressed
September 22, 2023 at 2:03 AM
i’m so freaking impressed
we are rewatching Cheers and we just unlocked the Frasier Cane episode.
September 20, 2023 at 7:02 AM
we are rewatching Cheers and we just unlocked the Frasier Cane episode.
do you think pets actually love us or do they have stockholm syndrome
September 10, 2023 at 3:18 AM
do you think pets actually love us or do they have stockholm syndrome
i love that instant gratification of social anxiety
September 10, 2023 at 2:34 AM
i love that instant gratification of social anxiety
i just caught my reflection while doing a deep stretch and that deep stretch was way more shallow then i thought. a puddle of a stretch really.
September 7, 2023 at 1:21 AM
i just caught my reflection while doing a deep stretch and that deep stretch was way more shallow then i thought. a puddle of a stretch really.