Just donated $10 to ILCM. Thanks for doing this.

Specifically, there needs to be one from South Wales

1. Congratulations. 2. I love the pride dragon t-shirt

If we all focus our latent persikick powers through you, I reckon we can Scanners the wee prick

The fact that they're calling it a hypersquare (no, dafty, that's a rectangle) just makes me think of Cube 2: Hypercube. A film that everyone should be exposed to at least once in their life, just so they understand that 'yes, this is such a thing as too much cocaine'.

All the Moore stans wake up to the sound of a raven with magenta eyes rapping on their windows. It cocks it head and caws in a strong Midlands accent "The great work begins. Netflix falls tonight."

And milk's like, shake shake to the milk

Also, it's very easy. You lampshade it. You have someone say "Bond? I have it on good authority that Bond is dead." And Bond just twinkles and goes "Well, I've never been very good at listening to authority figures..." And then he shoots someone. With a winning poker hand. Or something.

Hello! The answer, weirdly enough, is Wizardy! Specifically the fact that DnD used the more porcine features of Tolkien's orcs (flat noses, tusks) and the CRPG "Wizardry" was inspired by, and ran with, the piglike imagery. Wizardry was a bit hit in Japan, now most Japanese orcs are pig-men.

The one at the front looks like he's about to earnestly repeat a facebook conspiracy theory at you while looking mildly constipated

I'm a vegetarian who enjoys flavour, and spent a good amount of my twenties very poor and not in full possession of my facilities. I treat flavour profiles like Magic: The Gathering decks -- this is what I need it to do, but *this* is what I can afford...

If you add smoke and salt to the flavour profile of 'rich-sweet', you need a balancer too. Spinach? Or maybe even the dreaded Kale (blanch it first for texture)

Banana Sandwich with green tomatoes. You wanna go weird, go fully weird

I've got bad news. The Baudrillard you've created in your head to be disappointed in you is now more real than the real Baudrillard

I am so damn glad to see you saying this. Looking forward to when it makes its way up to my neck of the woods

Thank you all so much. You have made my day a heck of a lot better.

I had whooping cough last year. My wife and I both had it, and were incredibly embarrassed by having such a Victorian-ass disease.

It's nonsense, it's uncosted, it implies violence and it's almost completely impossible. The PLP will back me to the hilt.

I think I might offer myself as a replacement for Morgan McSweeny, cos his plans are clearly shite. My plan: "Yes immigration is high. Yes there are billionaires taking the piss - so here's my solution *clicks to next slide which just shows a schematic of Tallgeese and 2030* Big. Fucking. Mechs."