Mallory Where
@malwhere.bzky.team
she/it
bad for your computer
literally a lesbian
cursed with the wisdom of tiresias
too pretty to proofread my skeets
mastodon: @[email protected]
bad for your computer
literally a lesbian
cursed with the wisdom of tiresias
too pretty to proofread my skeets
mastodon: @[email protected]
I agree with everyone this is a lovely picture and a cute dress!! 😇
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I agree with everyone this is a lovely picture and a cute dress!! 😇
you’re being ontologically mean to me 🥺
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
you’re being ontologically mean to me 🥺
are they just comprised of tiny guns and skulls
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
are they just comprised of tiny guns and skulls
I guess I just outed him for this probably unsolved crime on the internet. sorry dad
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I guess I just outed him for this probably unsolved crime on the internet. sorry dad
One time my dad stole the “Virginia Is For Lovers” sign from the Virginia/North Carolina border and when I asked why he did this he simply responded “it wasn’t attached very well and I thought it would be funny”
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
One time my dad stole the “Virginia Is For Lovers” sign from the Virginia/North Carolina border and when I asked why he did this he simply responded “it wasn’t attached very well and I thought it would be funny”
I just looked it up and this is the most I have ever flown in any year of my life. and that feels. uh.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I just looked it up and this is the most I have ever flown in any year of my life. and that feels. uh.
boardroom exec for Sex Inc. sitting in his office experiencing ego death trying to recover from the fact that they have the only product that can’t use “better than sex” in their ad campaign
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
boardroom exec for Sex Inc. sitting in his office experiencing ego death trying to recover from the fact that they have the only product that can’t use “better than sex” in their ad campaign
Big Sex is trying to brainwash you into doing this and, as usual, they’re right
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Big Sex is trying to brainwash you into doing this and, as usual, they’re right
the food should be terrible and it should smell kind of bad
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
the food should be terrible and it should smell kind of bad
I have been getting soft licorice occasionally when I fly, and thanks to the addicting qualities of highly processed sugar, it never disappoints
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have been getting soft licorice occasionally when I fly, and thanks to the addicting qualities of highly processed sugar, it never disappoints
oh my god shut the fuck up
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
oh my god shut the fuck up
Yes and: I have a deliberate restriction on specifically cis people calling me Mal; they can’t be trusted with it, I can hear the wheels of misgendering turning behind their eyeballs when they do this
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Yes and: I have a deliberate restriction on specifically cis people calling me Mal; they can’t be trusted with it, I can hear the wheels of misgendering turning behind their eyeballs when they do this
let me collect my jaw from the floor real quick
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
let me collect my jaw from the floor real quick