So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

I try to lure mine in with a cozy blanket but they'll only go next to, not inside.

I'm a teacher and I know the school year has started when the stripe of bruises from running into desks and tables appears on my thighs.

Thanks to @americastestkitchen.com for the decorating tip! Marshmallow flowers are our go-to birthday cake decorations. #baking #marshmallows

The perfect time for a burrito is always.

when you ask someone how they're doing and they say "can't complain" ???? girl I can

This is the first activity I do in math class

if english is your second language, please don't apologize if you can't speak it perfectly. it's a garbage language with inconsistent rules that make no sense and honestly it's a fucking miracle any of us can speak it at all. you're doing amazing, sweetie.

A math "trick" that can make subtraction easier:

Dear parents:

You see all this stupidity going around? Please read to your kids. Let them see you reading. Keep books around. Buy them books if you can. Show them how cool the library is. Tell them book banning is bad. Make reading part of their lives. It helps make good people.

It's only Wednesday. Jesus.

Love River Lights! As a frequent Dubuque visitor, it's always one of our must-gos!

if they’re brainstorming how to get people to have more babies I have some ideas:

- paid parental leave
- universal healthcare
- affordable childcare
- work on climate change
- do literally anything about gun violence
- free tacos for life when you have a second baby, bottomless guac with a third

Don’t you dare call my baby geriatric

My 9yo, penguin-loving daughter helped with this one.

Teacher math is knowing 100% how many students you have but you make 3 more copies just in case.

All cats. Always.

Happy pi day! Here's a fun connection between pi day and the first five square numbers:

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

@crk1116.bsky.social @badomen16.bsky.social

Please speak up protect our children. 💚

Love the math but also the shirt. Where can I get one?

A fun math trick and why it works

#math #ITeachMath #EduSky

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