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est. 1990 ♒️ My dogs belong in the house where EYE pay the bills. I meant what I said, I said what I meant, & I’ll rent a billboard & space on the Jumbotron & say it again. 📍919 | Canes ❤️🤍🖤 | Panthers 💙🤍🖤
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What do you call a wet baby owl?
A moist owlet *snort*😆💀🤣😭 I’ll see myself out.

Owls are one of my favorite animals too
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Her dad’s ears are level with his eyes which actually surprises me. But that other man…down by his chin damn near SMH
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I’m about to go look at this man I’ve been infatuated with for almost 3 years & finally told him to fuck off. To see if his ears sit below his eyes.
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First born girls are co parents.

First born boys are princes.
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And it made me realize that I’ve always known what to do, the people that I work with don’t know how to communicate effectively, which is wild because I’m in marketing 🥲
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As long as you don’t call it a carriage.

One of the teachers on the Teachers Off Duty podcast calls it a “carriage” & I yelled “BOY IF YOU DON’T STFU!”
neauxladre.bsky.social
Idk who needs to hear this but it’s a basket, not a cart!

Idc idc idc!!
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Because the first time they say something I don’t understand, it’s officially not my business.

This just happened to me on Monday & I still don’t know what I’m supposed to do.
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My problem at work is in meetings I turn my ears off cuz “quiet quitting” & I forget I still work here & need to know the info they’re speaking on
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Okay I might like this one better than the doll 🙂‍↕️

Ain’t no telling when I’ll ever get to use it, but at least it’s saved!
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I want this Homedics compression back massager. My mama has a QVC account…hmm…
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I JUST GOT ON HERE OMGGGGGGG LMAOOOO
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Soon as you sneeze or move too fast ya cubicle finna look like a dust storm and smell like a morgue 🙂‍↔️
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I also don’t wanna see no sleep paralysis demons. Having the door shut also buys me time to get Wilhelmenia locked & loaded while the dogs warn the person not to come in.
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Folks are really offended about a skeleton in an empty cubicle…I hate this simulation of life.
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Please don’t ask me for none of my social media because imma block you before you find them 🙃

Just take my number lol
jutoxicwan.bsky.social
Call me old school but I need your number 😂 I be having lot to say so we need to get on the phone
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As a former firefighter’s wife, it is safer to sleep with your door closed in the event of a fire.
jazzybean.bsky.social
People that sleep with their bedroom doors open are serial killers
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I thought I would have had a partner by now to go to the State Fair in the next week or so to stuff our faces with Peachey’s donuts ☹️😩

Guess I gotta see if friends are going to bring me one back because that’s one place I refuse to go alone.