Digital Melanie
@mamamouse.bsky.social
I'm going to try this method: I'll make a PowerPoint full of bullshit and when someone calls me on it, I'll point to the slide and remind them that I have DOCUMENTATION
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm going to try this method: I'll make a PowerPoint full of bullshit and when someone calls me on it, I'll point to the slide and remind them that I have DOCUMENTATION
Can I sue someone over shit like this? We can't feed people but we can pay for this?
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Can I sue someone over shit like this? We can't feed people but we can pay for this?
And like your AI bestie, My Octopus Friend is fake as hell
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
And like your AI bestie, My Octopus Friend is fake as hell
It's this the closest he can come to feeling an emotion about someone else?
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It's this the closest he can come to feeling an emotion about someone else?
This guy is who I thought of first
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This guy is who I thought of first
This only makes sense to the "a painting of an apple should look like an apple" set. Art as reproduction.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This only makes sense to the "a painting of an apple should look like an apple" set. Art as reproduction.
This will ruin their campus. What a huge mistake
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This will ruin their campus. What a huge mistake
That weird feeling when they're only going back to the Civil War and you have multiple lines back to the Revolution and you feel like more of an "American" than any of them but you're a woke blue-haired liberal 🤔
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
That weird feeling when they're only going back to the Civil War and you have multiple lines back to the Revolution and you feel like more of an "American" than any of them but you're a woke blue-haired liberal 🤔
Okay, but can we all agree this story has too many z's in it? It scans like a Dr Seuss book.
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Okay, but can we all agree this story has too many z's in it? It scans like a Dr Seuss book.
Without an East Wing, is there even any need to delineate a West Wing?
December 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Without an East Wing, is there even any need to delineate a West Wing?
Different song. Good song, but different.
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Different song. Good song, but different.
But in the meantime 💲💲
December 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
But in the meantime 💲💲
Dude I'm old. Even this "then" picture looks weird to me
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dude I'm old. Even this "then" picture looks weird to me
My workplace uses Aptos, which I don't hate
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My workplace uses Aptos, which I don't hate
So wasteful. That whole second to 'select all' and change the font. And now we get serifs? I feel so patriotic
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
So wasteful. That whole second to 'select all' and change the font. And now we get serifs? I feel so patriotic
I was in a Die Hard parody and we smoked fake cigarettes through the whole thing
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I was in a Die Hard parody and we smoked fake cigarettes through the whole thing
... if I have anything to say about it as your nation's top toxic sludge salesman, toxic sludge will have another strong year in 2026...
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
... if I have anything to say about it as your nation's top toxic sludge salesman, toxic sludge will have another strong year in 2026...