He does not care about judicial orders

The first term was like John Mulaney said: a horse loose in a hospital. This term is like a troupe of chimpanzees in a nuclear facility.

Or after

I hope they make everything gay.

They’ve already done it in Butler, PA and gotten away with it.

This was tonight. Dog=70lbs but the cat is the real reason I’m not allowed to get up

It only “gets historic” when she actually gets locked up.

Sounds like a confession to me…

Did those guys give Trump a jet? A BJ? Or were those officers just above board?

Feline Paralysis is a serious medical condition.

“I just met with 🍊 💩.
I am recommending a full travel ban on every country that's been flooding our nation with laborers, bright students, and scientists. Our forefathers (foreign invaders) built this nation on the blood and sweat of stolen slaves. WE ONLY WANT WHITE PPL HERE!”
There, I fixed it!

I don’t understand how he wasn’t gone after the signal chats!?

That’s what she meant to say.

“I just met with 🍊 💩.
I am recommending a full travel ban on every country that's been flooding our nation with laborers, bright students, and scientists. Our forefathers (foreign invaders) built this nation on the blood and sweat of stolen slaves. WE ONLY WANT WHITE PPL here!”
There, I fixed it!

I was excited to drive past our local Starbucks and see not a single customer in the drive thru while the coffee shop across the street was packed.

Right. My first smart phone was an iPhone 4 in 2016. Then a 5 in 2020. An SE in 2022. Now I’m getting a 16 next week. I never upgrade unless the tech/storage is much better and only when/if my existing system stops working so well.

Just the men. Import bears instead.

Andie says thanks for the vote of confidence.