Trump: "I won youth by 36 points." (This is a ridiculous lie -- Trump lost the youth vote.)

In the states, we all femme 💅.

At least that's what the pumpkin man's executive order regarding binary sex says.

I swear, I can't make this shit up.

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Isn't it impressive how the judicial, congressional, and legislative powers can come together to ban an app where people practice free speech, but keeping kids safe at school? Nah, that's too complicated.

Gotta love those priorities.