Your lunch breaks aren't for lunch now, they're for buying calpol, new gloves, presents for teachers and friends, plus more calpol

Weekending with a toddler looks a lot like giving in to pester power and making banana bread at 10am. Send more coffee #Parenting

Morning everyone!

Can anyone find my son?

Before kids, I thought I had an amazing immune system. Turns out I just didn’t hang out with people who would sneeze directly into my open mouth.
#Parenting #Nursery

Not sure I understand why topless pineapples are a thing

As someone who tweeted maybe three times ever, explain to me, like I'm your grandmother, how this thing works...

Nobody told me how much I'd spend on fruit #Parenting

Parenting is Googling things like 'can I die from lack of sleep' and being genuinely afraid of the answer

We're Alex and Tiffany, 2 mams from the North East England.

We co-host Mambition Pocast, about Motherhood and Ambition (see what we did there...)

Join us for chats about juggling both, we're on all major pod platforms but have no idea how to blue sky

"TODAY IS 34 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!" said Mr 3 year old as he opened his eyes this morning. Turns out he's right, not sure who told him this, and not sure I can cope with this daily for the next month. Send help

Parenting is just trying to teach your kids how the world works while they teach you how little control you actually have
#Parenting