Man Wright (they/he)
@man-wright.bsky.social
Miserable little pile of secrets; The warmest place to hide
Spotify: please complain about this in private so we don't have to do anything about it. ICE murdering people is actually, a-ok with us!
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Spotify: please complain about this in private so we don't have to do anything about it. ICE murdering people is actually, a-ok with us!
one week until 🥨🥨p r e t z e l d a y🥨🥨
it is almost 🥨pretzel day🥨
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
one week until 🥨🥨p r e t z e l d a y🥨🥨
it is almost 🥨pretzel day🥨
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
it is almost 🥨pretzel day🥨
they're not going to let me back in the States for this
If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know - Louis Armstrong
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
they're not going to let me back in the States for this
If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know - Louis Armstrong
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know - Louis Armstrong
okay, but why is it making that sound?
December 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
okay, but why is it making that sound?
update. I ate them.
I'm in the kitchen incredulously telling a packet of crackers that "I've heard of oyster crackers and soup crackers, but I've never heard of 'table crackers.' What are you, a Bills fan?"
Losing it apparently minutes after having the house to myself
Losing it apparently minutes after having the house to myself
December 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
update. I ate them.
I'm in the kitchen incredulously telling a packet of crackers that "I've heard of oyster crackers and soup crackers, but I've never heard of 'table crackers.' What are you, a Bills fan?"
Losing it apparently minutes after having the house to myself
Losing it apparently minutes after having the house to myself
December 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm in the kitchen incredulously telling a packet of crackers that "I've heard of oyster crackers and soup crackers, but I've never heard of 'table crackers.' What are you, a Bills fan?"
Losing it apparently minutes after having the house to myself
Losing it apparently minutes after having the house to myself
I login one time and people are talking pie violence. the best pie is the pie you are eating. the worst pie is the one whose crust fell apart while you were making it
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I login one time and people are talking pie violence. the best pie is the pie you are eating. the worst pie is the one whose crust fell apart while you were making it
almost drowned on a pear because I get that frog-brained swallow/breath food whole impulse. this will be how I die someday. Drowned somehow on a particularly good nectarine
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
almost drowned on a pear because I get that frog-brained swallow/breath food whole impulse. this will be how I die someday. Drowned somehow on a particularly good nectarine
the innings will continue until morale improves
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
the innings will continue until morale improves
realized I had my emoji colors flipped for ace week. new queerness unlocked: distressed ace
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
realized I had my emoji colors flipped for ace week. new queerness unlocked: distressed ace
I'm so pumpkin-brained right now that my thoughts for about 15 seconds were "that is the worst jack-o'-lantern I've ever seen"
but that's actually cool
but that's actually cool
An electronic eye implant has restored vision in people with blindness caused by age-related macular degeneration
go.nature.com/4ogDOR9
go.nature.com/4ogDOR9
People with blindness can read again after retinal implant
Nature - An electronic eye implant has restored vision in people with blindness caused by age-related macular degeneration.
go.nature.com
October 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I'm so pumpkin-brained right now that my thoughts for about 15 seconds were "that is the worst jack-o'-lantern I've ever seen"
but that's actually cool
but that's actually cool
officiating on this Eagles Giants game is such trash wtf
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
officiating on this Eagles Giants game is such trash wtf
Watching the Phillies lose at CBP was pretty painful, but I feel so bad for the Jays, Mariners, and Brewers fans. No one is winning at home except the Dodgers. This is not the post season for the fans apparently
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Watching the Phillies lose at CBP was pretty painful, but I feel so bad for the Jays, Mariners, and Brewers fans. No one is winning at home except the Dodgers. This is not the post season for the fans apparently
Wowie Wowie the Spear-Danes in days gone by
and the kind who ruled them were pretty neat.
and the kind who ruled them were pretty neat.
October 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Wowie Wowie the Spear-Danes in days gone by
and the kind who ruled them were pretty neat.
and the kind who ruled them were pretty neat.
I said about the rapture today: "eeeeeh as long as nobody's Hale-Boppin', let them have their ouija board shit"
September 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I said about the rapture today: "eeeeeh as long as nobody's Hale-Boppin', let them have their ouija board shit"
trying to part with memes I don't want anymore and I'm wondering why I saved up so many shirtless fan arts of Aulë getting ready to smash his dwarves with a hammer.
September 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
trying to part with memes I don't want anymore and I'm wondering why I saved up so many shirtless fan arts of Aulë getting ready to smash his dwarves with a hammer.
I'm usually low-grade depressed at all times, but I feel great today. Sometimes you don't realize how sucky depression is until you have one good day where the brain chemistry is actually working. I can't believe people live this okay all the time. it's nice.
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm usually low-grade depressed at all times, but I feel great today. Sometimes you don't realize how sucky depression is until you have one good day where the brain chemistry is actually working. I can't believe people live this okay all the time. it's nice.
I'm still thinking about chief Brody lifting his shirt and thinking, "i, too, have been damaged by heteronormativity" and then saying exactly zero things about it or loud
September 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm still thinking about chief Brody lifting his shirt and thinking, "i, too, have been damaged by heteronormativity" and then saying exactly zero things about it or loud
the slugs had a message for me this morning
August 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the slugs had a message for me this morning
book bans should only apply to me otherwise I will continue crafting my evil snake oil salesman character who has read and purposely misinterpreted pop sci books in order to create a list of studies to cite in order to advertise their "supplements"
August 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
book bans should only apply to me otherwise I will continue crafting my evil snake oil salesman character who has read and purposely misinterpreted pop sci books in order to create a list of studies to cite in order to advertise their "supplements"
"yeah well my genes make caterpillars floppy" —https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photorhabdus_luminescens
August 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"yeah well my genes make caterpillars floppy" —https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photorhabdus_luminescens
fuck! don't tell me whether or not degorging eggplant is necessary or tell me your life story, just tell me how much salt. this shit is just aphobic at this point
July 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
fuck! don't tell me whether or not degorging eggplant is necessary or tell me your life story, just tell me how much salt. this shit is just aphobic at this point
banks, grocery stores, and pizza chains on their way to stage the grossest and most burnt-ass pizza in their commercials
🤡🤝🤡🤝🤡
🤡🤝🤡🤝🤡
July 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
banks, grocery stores, and pizza chains on their way to stage the grossest and most burnt-ass pizza in their commercials
🤡🤝🤡🤝🤡
🤡🤝🤡🤝🤡