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oleeb 💖💜💙
@manateemiracle.bsky.social
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they/she
entering again into the never-ending loop of shitty social media platforms
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manateemiracle.bsky.social
last year this lamp pole had trump stickers on it. the tides are changing. or it's a scam
Your average lamp post in a Queens neighborhood. There's a big red sticker with a portrait of Vladimir Lenin with text that reads, "SICK OF CAPITALISM? JOIN YOUR PARTY." The bottom of the sticker has a QR code and the logo for REVOLUTIONARY COMMUNISTS OF AMERICA.
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
He wants me to read him stories and then take a big nap together
It's baby Peep! He is either sleeping or about to fall asleep. His head is resting on my ipad case. He loves sleeping on that thing.
December 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
she wants me to stay home and braid her hair and paint her nails
It's baby Bean! She's resting on the bed with a pink blankie with purple ribbons and pumpkins on her back. She is looking up with her big green eyes.
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
we can argue abouf whether or not everyone is bi. because there is a strong case to be made about Chris being gay if you know your history.
Two images of Chris Redfield, an extremely buff white dude from resident evil in some goofy alternative costumes. On the right he's dressed as some kind of BDSM Mad Max leather daddy with black sunglasses, spiked pauldrons, some kind of edgy necklace and two bandoliers Chris-crossing over his chest. The second images features another costume where Chris is dressed as an old-timey navy sailor but it's really slutty and exposes his cleavage and midsection. He has a wooden pipe in his mouth and sunglasses on.
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
Spongebob stands on a crowded bench, fists clenched, eyes bloodshot and fully screaming at the alarmed fish to his side. Squidward watches him in shock.
December 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
Shitty edit of two screenshots from the Guilty Gear "Find Your One Way" lyric video pasted together. The lyrics read, "SOMEBODY WILL MAKE ME DO CRAZY SHIT/WHEN HAVE I EVER FORCED YOU TO DO THAT?" over Sol Badguy's full body art.
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
omg i cant believe the golden witch Beatrice made her appearance at the tga game awards!?!??!!?!
I'm lying to you. I've taken a picture of my TV with my phone which is playing the second episode of the Umineko stage play. Beatrice is bathed in yellow light with her back facing the viewer.
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
It's the Scorscese "ABSOLUTE CINEMA" meme but I've edited it as quickly and shittily as I can to say "ABSOLUTE THEATER" instead.
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
i found me from a different era but functionally we are the same still
A cellphone photo of two Polaroids lined up next to each other. Both depict a younger Oleeb with longer hair in a dark setting. The Polaroid on the left shows Oleeb making a silly pose with their hand, touching their top lip with one finger and their chin with their middle finger. This Polaroid is titled "The Asshole". The Polaroid on the right, titled, "What is Yaoi?", shows Oleeb making an empty, bewildered expression.
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
(vague spoilers) i left off here. Probably because I wanted to remember Battler curled into a ball on the ground.
I'm too lazy to take a proper screencap, so this is just a photo from my phone. Umineko Battler, a young man in a white suit, is curled up on the ground in the fetal position. Another man, Umineko George, a man wearing a yellow suit and glasses, is crouching over him and rubbing his back. I've pixelated some corpses behind them just in case. There's a line of subtitles that read, "Are there only... five bodies?"
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
i used to see this stuff so much during high school and would be so scandalized at the idea of a horny beverage
It's a beverage called neuro GASM PLAYFUL ENERGY drink chilled.
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
my editor is very cross with me.
It's Bean the kitty. Her ears are airplaning and her eyes are fixed in an adorable glare. She's sitting in front of me on my bed. My laptop is on the left.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
this is like me supporting the deaf community and his sword is like my stenograph
It's Guts from Berserk holding the hilt of his gigantic fucking sword with both hands ;)
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
oh. I suppose I can't use it, then.
A classic beige power strip/surge protector/whatever you like to call it. It has a yellow label on it that reads "CIS MEDIA SERVICES" in black text.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
the shmeepus
My darling daughter Bean, a black cat, is asleep on a blue and cream duvet. Various laundry surrounds her, like a folded up red shirt and a folded up black shirt. It's Bean in the same pose, but zoomed in even closer to her face. Her left (the viewer's right) yellow-green eye is ever so slightly open, and her right eye is closed, almost like she's winking. There's also some dried food on her forehead. 😭
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
lookin ass
RDJ meme where he is wearing a suit, tie and glasses and making a lightly surprised expression. There is text that reads "there are federal agents outside my house"
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
NO FUCKING WAY
Phone screenshot of the hot topic website. it's the product page for an item of clothing called "Social Collision Patches Navy Girls Jumpsuit". A model stands with their hand in the pocket of a navy short-sleeved jumpsuit with various white patches on it. the model is wearing black and white converse. Hot topic is alerting us that 20 have looked at this in the last five hours. 20 what? Anyway, this piece of clothing is on sale for 35.96
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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work
Amid a lush yellow, orange and green natural environment, a snow monkey sits on a rock, their face resting on their knees. Another snow monkey sits to their left (viewer's right), and their ruddy face is visible as they appear to be eating something. The snow monkey on the viewer's right with more food in its mouth.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
this line often gets used by bigots but what if he was instead heralding a new and beautiful world
It's John Marston from Red Dead Redemption. He's a white dude with long dark hair, facial hair, and abundant facial scars. He has on a cute hat with a lil feather stuck in it. The (tiny-ass) captions read, "Suddenly, the world is full of "Theys"."
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
anyways just thinking of more ways to blow my life up
It's Sylvain from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. His eyes are barely open and I've edited his right hand (viewer's left) to be a hyperrealistic hand holding a jazz cigarette between the pointer finger and thumb.
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
sorry if it's not clear but i am referencing these dog shit strings of tweets
Tweet thread. @SadiqoJN asks, "Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?" Second tweet, also from SadiqoJN, reads: "Very disappointed with the replies to this thread. Attempted to spark an open discussion but people just wanna be mean :/"
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
At least they have capri sun at the poop factory
A chair is holding a laptop, a portable router, and an iPad. Amongst them, a Pacific Cooler-flavored Capri Sun sits, like an oasis in a desert.
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
i hope this means the poop factory is closed.
Oleeb in the bottom right corner of a room undergoing renovation, possibly at the poop factory. Parts of the image are pixelated.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
manateemiracle.bsky.social
me: why are they calling this guy bald when he has hair..... and lots of it
me: *GASP* H-HIS PUSSY......
Single panel of the aforementioned character, Bald, an adult guy with an eyepatch over his right eye. He also has what looks like a full head of dark hair and facial hair.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM