mandactyl
@mandactyl.bsky.social
Bacon. Edibles. Greeting Cards. Tomfoolery.
So I made a ring with ninja rocks where the gem would be set. I'm hoping if I call it art I won't be accused of making a burglary tool.
December 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So I made a ring with ninja rocks where the gem would be set. I'm hoping if I call it art I won't be accused of making a burglary tool.
Don't mind me, I'm just trying out a post work thirst trap pic
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Don't mind me, I'm just trying out a post work thirst trap pic
Oh shit, it looks like shit's getting s-UR-ious
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh shit, it looks like shit's getting s-UR-ious
I've got the death of an animal on my breath
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I've got the death of an animal on my breath
Just walking around, surrounded by artifacts from dead empires
October 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just walking around, surrounded by artifacts from dead empires
Sometimes you have to make your own tools
September 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Sometimes you have to make your own tools
Black velvet cupcake recipe development round 2. Gluten free with black cocoa and cream cheese frosting. I have a couple ideas for the next round.🍽️
May 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Black velvet cupcake recipe development round 2. Gluten free with black cocoa and cream cheese frosting. I have a couple ideas for the next round.🍽️
Kinda wondering about how many micro plastics I have put into the environment from these frilly picks? No one ever thought that the club sandwich was such an environmental disaster. 🍽️
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Kinda wondering about how many micro plastics I have put into the environment from these frilly picks? No one ever thought that the club sandwich was such an environmental disaster. 🍽️
Sometimes it's best not to see behind the curtain.
April 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes it's best not to see behind the curtain.
The only silver lining about stock market shitting itself to death today is that I don't have to worry about my non-existent retirement plan losing money
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The only silver lining about stock market shitting itself to death today is that I don't have to worry about my non-existent retirement plan losing money
Don't mind me, I'm just over here manifesting that shit. And by that shit I mean 4 grams of powdered mushies in a tea
March 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Don't mind me, I'm just over here manifesting that shit. And by that shit I mean 4 grams of powdered mushies in a tea
So I quit my job and this is what my exec chef had to say to me, glad to be out of there and I can't wait to see how much longer he works there without me propping him up
March 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So I quit my job and this is what my exec chef had to say to me, glad to be out of there and I can't wait to see how much longer he works there without me propping him up
Am I the only one who feels a little guilty about kicking the dogs out of the room before you do some fucking?
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Am I the only one who feels a little guilty about kicking the dogs out of the room before you do some fucking?
Hello darkness my old friend. ,,🍽️
January 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hello darkness my old friend. ,,🍽️
Holy shit my sister made me a stamp of me!
January 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Holy shit my sister made me a stamp of me!
So much belly happening right now. Got a long pepper bacon and a bunch of pancetta curing in the fridge 🍽️
December 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
So much belly happening right now. Got a long pepper bacon and a bunch of pancetta curing in the fridge 🍽️
The town is doing it's xmas parade today. They close the main drag and ride tractors with lights and ads for local businesses on them around in circles for like 3 hours. Surprisingly, the townies aren't too thrilled when you yell, "Holy shit that tractor has lights on it!"
December 15, 2024 at 2:07 AM
The town is doing it's xmas parade today. They close the main drag and ride tractors with lights and ads for local businesses on them around in circles for like 3 hours. Surprisingly, the townies aren't too thrilled when you yell, "Holy shit that tractor has lights on it!"
Proud to announce that I just used super glue and didn't get my fingers glued together. Fuck Yeah
November 23, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Proud to announce that I just used super glue and didn't get my fingers glued together. Fuck Yeah
Artsy farts, what exactly is going on here?
November 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Artsy farts, what exactly is going on here?
Did a riff on pancetta with some side pork ends. 10 days in my salt/turbinado cure with the pancetta spice set and 4 hours in the cold smoker. I was worried that the sugar cure and the smoke wouldn't work, I was wrong. Definitely making this happen again.🍽️
September 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Did a riff on pancetta with some side pork ends. 10 days in my salt/turbinado cure with the pancetta spice set and 4 hours in the cold smoker. I was worried that the sugar cure and the smoke wouldn't work, I was wrong. Definitely making this happen again.🍽️
This summer has been a shit show. At least I know how to clean a flattop. 🍽️
August 5, 2024 at 6:00 AM
This summer has been a shit show. At least I know how to clean a flattop. 🍽️
Just got to use the phrase 'time flies when you're fixing other people's emergencies'
July 5, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Just got to use the phrase 'time flies when you're fixing other people's emergencies'
This is the kind of drunk that you could build a subculture around
May 27, 2024 at 8:14 AM
This is the kind of drunk that you could build a subculture around