Dr. Mollusk to you
mannythemollusk.bsky.social
Dr. Mollusk to you
@mannythemollusk.bsky.social
Multivalent mollusk into Sens, brains, minds, numbers, drums, cameras, photos, human and molluskular decency. Never argumentative. Nope. Sometimes I have a potty radula.🥳🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎉
Please let this PP be nothing like the last one.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Ugh, the dreaded 1st period 2-goal lead 😐.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Analyticslly, prior to tonight's games the Ottawa Senators had 5 of the top 50 D in the league based on E-H's GAR model.

Sandy was 10th, then Spence, Zub, Chabby (on that order, all top 40) and Matinpalo (50). Jensen yesq and especially Kleven having rough starts.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Is it just me, or does it seem some games like the Sens can just cross the blue line effortlessly in both directions like phase shifters, and then other games (like, um, last night) they just seem to slam into it like a Cessna flying into the cliff face of Mount Thor on Baffin Island?
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I may have seen equally bad Sens PPs but I've never seen a worse one.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
We love you, Tyler.
October 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My better-late-than-never thoughts on the debacle that was the PWHL Draft expansion. They came flying out in angry response to a Reddit thread claiming that people are over-reacting. (Picture is a depiction of how top 48 players are now distributed).
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The PWHL Draft: The Horse is Dead. There is No Reason to Stop Flogging It.
“Are these all-star squads or expansion teams? After last Monday’s first-ever PWHL Expansion Draft, it was hard to tell.” – Forbes – Sorry, you set me off. I’ve held t…
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June 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This cantaloupe commercial is gonna be the end of me.
May 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The core of their game is right there. What's missing is the part where you score more goals than the other team.
April 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Gotta hand it to the Bruins for pulling off a miracle tank. I'd bet my farm that they win the lottery.
April 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
According to Evolving Hockey, the Ottawa Senators now have a 99.2% chance of making the playoffs. Which when you think about it, is only 0.8% less than the Winnipeg Jets.
March 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ottawa River yesterday morning.
March 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Don't look now (and don't tell them I said this) but right now the Sens would need 17 points in their last 18 games to meet the playoff cut-off as it is currently projected (literally 89.7 pts).

Let's hope they get a lot more than that.🫣
March 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Highmore may have made the save of the season in this game. Does he actually own goalie equipment?
March 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM