Nathan R Jessup
manoflorean.bsky.social
Nathan R Jessup
@manoflorean.bsky.social
Col, USMC (Ret). Former Commander, US Ground Forces, Guantanemo Bay, Cuba.

I ordered the Code Red.
Anything but the metric system, right?
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
So who is treading on whom at this point?
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
What kind of president has to advertise himself during football games? And who is paying for those ads? Is this your tax money at work, libertarians?
January 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
One of the under-discussed problems of our Marvel and DC cinematic universes is that of insurance coverage for those suffering from superhero incidents.
January 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
At the end of the day, it’s hard to believe we are where we are because some moderately powerful people feared mean Tweets.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
The Abyss is certainly one of the 20th century’s most underrated sci-fi gems, without question.
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 AM
How does the #starwars galaxy far far away deal with space junk? Seems like that could be a big concern.
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
How long before the country collapses under the weight of its own embarrassment?
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
NFL kickers move around as much as heavy metal drummers. They just don’t spontaneously combust.
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So what happens if someone foreign entity attacks our interests while we are busy declaring war on the libs?
September 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We fight about so many things, but can’t we agree that spelling rules in English are totally fucked and take some action to make English spelling make sense?
September 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I have a headache, so I need to take some Tylenol. I hope I don’t catch autism. I’m too old for that shit.
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Questionable Music for Catholic School Carpool Day 3: Gates of Babylon by Rainbow.
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Have we been raptured yet? Because this doesn’t feel very rapturous.
September 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Playing my heaviest playlist picking up the kids from Catholic school, my algorithm picked A Perfect Circle’s Judith, which is a holy-shit choice, and better than Stinkfist by Tool from yesterday.
September 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The thing about COVID vaccines enrages me. The vaccine and boosters have been effective for me. So why are they now telling me that I don’t have the option to protect myself? It’s one thing to tell you that you don’t have to protect yourself, but don’t tell me I’m not allowed to.
September 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m not sure how the American driving public can continue to get dumber, and yet…..
September 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’d like to program my robo vac to chase the dog around the house. Any pro tips?
September 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s a little unnerving, here in the DC suburbs, to see the increase in government SUVs with blacked-out windows. Are they ICE? Probably. It’s not a comforting sight.
September 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
And still this emptiness persists;
Perhaps this is as good as it gets.
-Colin Hay
September 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Reposted by Nathan R Jessup
September 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Every time I see Ethan Hawke, I feel like he really needs to take a shower.
September 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Apropos of nothing, the best heavy metal vocal performance I have ever heard was Eric Adams on Manowar’s Bridge of Death.
September 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.”
September 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I remember traveling overseas during the Dubya years, and I was a bit embarrassed. I haven’t been overseas during the Trump years, but I have never longed to be Canadian more.
September 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM