Devin Murphy
@manpotion.bsky.social
Variety streamer. Charity raiser. Ally to those in need. Enemy to fascist chodes. Player of games. Appreciator of artistic stuff. Quite possibly the most pessimistic man on earth.
http://twitch.tv/manpotion
http://twitch.tv/manpotion
Not that anyone should care, but today's my 40th birthday. 🥳
I even bought myself a cake.
I even bought myself a cake.
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Not that anyone should care, but today's my 40th birthday. 🥳
I even bought myself a cake.
I even bought myself a cake.
Lmao @ gatekeepers
You mean the people AI is literally stealing from to churn out plagiarized slop no one buys, destroying art as a financially rewarding hobby and hastening the downfall of private economy? Those gatekeepers?
You mean the people AI is literally stealing from to churn out plagiarized slop no one buys, destroying art as a financially rewarding hobby and hastening the downfall of private economy? Those gatekeepers?
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Lmao @ gatekeepers
You mean the people AI is literally stealing from to churn out plagiarized slop no one buys, destroying art as a financially rewarding hobby and hastening the downfall of private economy? Those gatekeepers?
You mean the people AI is literally stealing from to churn out plagiarized slop no one buys, destroying art as a financially rewarding hobby and hastening the downfall of private economy? Those gatekeepers?
Yes, by all means, go tell your daddy in the White House that Hoosiers aren't about to let him rig elections state-wide.
Somewhere a male prisoner is getting violently sodomized by a larger inmate and thinking "Well at least I'm not as much of a bitch as Mike Braun."
Somewhere a male prisoner is getting violently sodomized by a larger inmate and thinking "Well at least I'm not as much of a bitch as Mike Braun."
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yes, by all means, go tell your daddy in the White House that Hoosiers aren't about to let him rig elections state-wide.
Somewhere a male prisoner is getting violently sodomized by a larger inmate and thinking "Well at least I'm not as much of a bitch as Mike Braun."
Somewhere a male prisoner is getting violently sodomized by a larger inmate and thinking "Well at least I'm not as much of a bitch as Mike Braun."
The greyish-white hairs are confined to my stubble for now. The mop up top remains blonde, albeit darker than when I was in my late twenties/early thirties. Not too bad for a guy who'll turn 40 in January, eh? 😉
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The greyish-white hairs are confined to my stubble for now. The mop up top remains blonde, albeit darker than when I was in my late twenties/early thirties. Not too bad for a guy who'll turn 40 in January, eh? 😉
Happy Caturday! People continue to be douchebags, but kitties will never let you down.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Happy Caturday! People continue to be douchebags, but kitties will never let you down.
Just to be clear, I couldn't give a fraction of a fractal of a fuck how many followers I have on here or how many people watch me on Twitch.
If you think I'm a value-add to your life, then cool. If you think I'm out here trying to win a popularity contest, take a hike.
If you think I'm a value-add to your life, then cool. If you think I'm out here trying to win a popularity contest, take a hike.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just to be clear, I couldn't give a fraction of a fractal of a fuck how many followers I have on here or how many people watch me on Twitch.
If you think I'm a value-add to your life, then cool. If you think I'm out here trying to win a popularity contest, take a hike.
If you think I'm a value-add to your life, then cool. If you think I'm out here trying to win a popularity contest, take a hike.
White House PR Fixer: "Okay Mr. Vance, you just gotta go out there and act like a normal, relatable human being. Herr Miller didn't do too good yesterday but I know you got this, sir. Please give it your best shot."
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
White House PR Fixer: "Okay Mr. Vance, you just gotta go out there and act like a normal, relatable human being. Herr Miller didn't do too good yesterday but I know you got this, sir. Please give it your best shot."
Dating apps are like modern day monsters from Greek mytholgy, only instead of turning you to stone or eating you they just try to collect your personal data and extract your money by preying on the very human fear of loneliness. It's honestly nightmarish.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dating apps are like modern day monsters from Greek mytholgy, only instead of turning you to stone or eating you they just try to collect your personal data and extract your money by preying on the very human fear of loneliness. It's honestly nightmarish.
Damn, now I'll never get a government-mandated tradwife who can clean my gun collection when she isn't preparing bland meals with no ethnic spices added or running one of my fifty different crypto scams.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Damn, now I'll never get a government-mandated tradwife who can clean my gun collection when she isn't preparing bland meals with no ethnic spices added or running one of my fifty different crypto scams.
My bad, I was horribly depressed and forgot to post a picture for Caturday.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
My bad, I was horribly depressed and forgot to post a picture for Caturday.
Has anyone ever noticed how disgustingly self-absorbed the average person is? Just oozing putrid narcissism from every pore, squealing and braying like a pampered barnyard animal: "Me! My needs! My desires! My comfort! I'm the only one who matters! Feed my already bloated ego! Me me me!" Ugh. Barf.
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Has anyone ever noticed how disgustingly self-absorbed the average person is? Just oozing putrid narcissism from every pore, squealing and braying like a pampered barnyard animal: "Me! My needs! My desires! My comfort! I'm the only one who matters! Feed my already bloated ego! Me me me!" Ugh. Barf.
God Hand is the best videogame of all time. The only reason it remains platform-locked to the Playstation 2 is because if a port of it was released today, all other games would uninstall themselves/spontaneously self-destruct out of shame and embarrassment at how shit they are in comparison.
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
God Hand is the best videogame of all time. The only reason it remains platform-locked to the Playstation 2 is because if a port of it was released today, all other games would uninstall themselves/spontaneously self-destruct out of shame and embarrassment at how shit they are in comparison.
Bought Prince of Persia The Lost Crown for PS5. Get home. Pop the disc in. Game installs. I boot it up, select options and then... this... horseshit comes up:
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Bought Prince of Persia The Lost Crown for PS5. Get home. Pop the disc in. Game installs. I boot it up, select options and then... this... horseshit comes up:
The other night I was in Walmart by myself, in the seasonal/garden section when I saw this stout, short middle-aged woman with horn rim glasses and blazing bubblegum pink hair. I don't know why but I really wanted to hug and take selfies with her.
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The other night I was in Walmart by myself, in the seasonal/garden section when I saw this stout, short middle-aged woman with horn rim glasses and blazing bubblegum pink hair. I don't know why but I really wanted to hug and take selfies with her.
Imagine someone robbing a bank, then getting to decide if the footage of their robbery can be submitted to the court during their resulting trial.
If that sounds fuckin' bananas, then congratulations: You are smarter than the people who wrote executive privilege into the United States Constitution.
If that sounds fuckin' bananas, then congratulations: You are smarter than the people who wrote executive privilege into the United States Constitution.
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Imagine someone robbing a bank, then getting to decide if the footage of their robbery can be submitted to the court during their resulting trial.
If that sounds fuckin' bananas, then congratulations: You are smarter than the people who wrote executive privilege into the United States Constitution.
If that sounds fuckin' bananas, then congratulations: You are smarter than the people who wrote executive privilege into the United States Constitution.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
Caturday! Couch gaming while she takes a nap.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Caturday! Couch gaming while she takes a nap.
Just a reminder that 8 out of the 1,500 Jan sixers who were pardoned are registered sex offenders.
That's an average of one rapist or pedophile per 187 MAGAts.
That's an average of one rapist or pedophile per 187 MAGAts.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just a reminder that 8 out of the 1,500 Jan sixers who were pardoned are registered sex offenders.
That's an average of one rapist or pedophile per 187 MAGAts.
That's an average of one rapist or pedophile per 187 MAGAts.
Here is my real name and face, because unlike the American government I'm actually capable of being transparent.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Here is my real name and face, because unlike the American government I'm actually capable of being transparent.
Shaheen and Hassan were the ones who made the deal in the first place. King, Cortez Masto and Fetterman were already going to clear the CR. Durbin, Smith and Peters are retiring and don't have to pretend to care about the American people anymore. Kain votes for it because VA = huge fed worker state.
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Shaheen and Hassan were the ones who made the deal in the first place. King, Cortez Masto and Fetterman were already going to clear the CR. Durbin, Smith and Peters are retiring and don't have to pretend to care about the American people anymore. Kain votes for it because VA = huge fed worker state.
The Pokemon evolution chain for losers:
Guy too insecure to have a normal human conversation with the opposite sex → Embarrassing reality TV "star" → Failed dating coach → AI start-up bro → Grifter dipshit trying to scam parents of learning disabled children to the tune of $500 a month
Guy too insecure to have a normal human conversation with the opposite sex → Embarrassing reality TV "star" → Failed dating coach → AI start-up bro → Grifter dipshit trying to scam parents of learning disabled children to the tune of $500 a month
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Pokemon evolution chain for losers:
Guy too insecure to have a normal human conversation with the opposite sex → Embarrassing reality TV "star" → Failed dating coach → AI start-up bro → Grifter dipshit trying to scam parents of learning disabled children to the tune of $500 a month
Guy too insecure to have a normal human conversation with the opposite sex → Embarrassing reality TV "star" → Failed dating coach → AI start-up bro → Grifter dipshit trying to scam parents of learning disabled children to the tune of $500 a month
"Quick, rifle through his pockets for gold so we can give it to Glenn Beck and avoid his leprechaun curse!"
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"Quick, rifle through his pockets for gold so we can give it to Glenn Beck and avoid his leprechaun curse!"