Mantis Watch
mantiswatch.bsky.social
Mantis Watch
@mantiswatch.bsky.social
Pop-punk from the year 2384 since 2012.
I regret to inform you that I just got (I Wanna Fart) Where the Dinosaurs Are back from our mastering engineer. Insufferable music promotion posts are imminent.
September 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
All the cool kids are skipping the Rapture so they can go to this, instead. See you Saturday, San Francisco!
September 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Who’s a guy gotta Lloyd Dobler to get his First Amendment rights back?
September 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
San Francisco friends, we are beyond excited to be headed your way in a couple of weeks for Leestock! There are so many good bands on this lineup, some of whom I’ve been wanting to catch live for years. Saturday, September 27th at the New Farm…be there or be somewhere else!
September 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Planet Unicorn surpassed 1,000 plays on Spotify this week, officially moving it up to number 4 on the Billboard “Songs About a Guy Getting Stranded on a Planet Full of Unicorns” chart. Thanks for listening, friends… maybe with your help we can reach number 1 someday!
August 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Is THAT why?!!
May 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The gender binary hurts everyone.
April 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Which design are you interested in?
January 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Live, laugh, lick this piece of Elvis Costello’s femur that I found while hiking in the foothills near my house.
January 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Not to brag or anything, but I’ve been carrying this in my pocket for over a week.
December 26, 2024 at 5:19 PM
You asked (repeatedly) and we relented! Head over to our Bandcamp page and you can finally get your hands on your very own MisShits shirt. Screen-printed, 100% cotton, and so comfortable you just might forget how ridiculous you look! Supplies are limited, so act fast!
December 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I have absolutely no recollection of this, but something must have gone terribly wrong in my life in March.
December 5, 2024 at 6:33 PM
If you are one of those people that have been asking for years to make a MisShits reunion happen, don’t hold your breath… But, if you keep an eye on our bandcamp page in the coming weeks, you might find that OTHER thing you’ve been bugging me about for years. Post purposely vague for legal reasons.
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Cursed things are happening over in the band group chat right now.
November 23, 2024 at 4:38 PM
There’s no greater feeling than when a punk rock legend takes time out of his busy schedule to let you know he thinks your band sucks. Thanks, Joe Queer!
November 11, 2024 at 1:11 AM
October 17, 2024 at 1:17 AM
The good news is 1-800-CONTACTS hasn’t blocked us on here yet.

The bad news is 1-800-CONTACTS isn’t on here yet.
October 11, 2024 at 10:19 PM