Tim Sweeney: “A bunch of pedos creating industrial quantities of kiddy porn is an acceptable price to pay if it means my company can get access to the plagiarism robot.”

I mean, based on what else is he supposed to promote the game? Good gameplay, interesting characters, gripping storytelling? Not in a Lords of the Fallen game, if the previous two boring, Dark Souls clones they put out are anything to go by

The Three Tenors ain’t got shit on Ricky and Eliot.

From the business geniuses that brought you Morbius, Madame Web and Kraven the Hunter.

I wouldn’t call Tim Sweeney an “epic boss”. He sounds like a pretty terrible boss.

The writing on the AC games has been so bland and lifeless since Odyssey, I assumed they’d been using AI to write those things years ago.

Has Nate Silver gone full anti-woke because people kept making fun of how shit he is at his job?

It was always good but it was also always cringe.

I’ll give “What an Awesome God” credit: That’s a pretty funny title. Makes me think the writer is thinking “Dang, I had pretty low expectations for this God so his quality really took me by surprise. What an Awesome God. 10/10. Recommend.”

This technology will be amazing for a video game told entirely from the point of view of a man having a stroke.

Sega buys WB Games and the next Like a Dragon has Ichiban teaming up with Batman.