Couldn’t possibly be angrier and/or more mortified.

(horrifying jibbering noises)

Maybe the platform isn’t for you, kiddo. If you want engagement, go yell at a cloud.

The phrase “mystery vat of assorted nautical goo” is going to darken my doorstep for a long, long time.

I’m working on a joke with a really long time horizon over here. Let me cook😂

Welcome! Keep the place tidy, eh?