Maps 'N' Quests
@maps-n-quests.bsky.social
The world's okayest semi-professional TTRPG encounter map maker out there.
Find my maps at https://patreon.com/maps_n_quests
Find my maps at https://patreon.com/maps_n_quests
Terrible (or brilliant, depending on perspective) one shot idea: reverse haunted house.
The player characters are monsters - ghosts, ghouls, vampires, werewolves, etc - just trying to keep groups of pesky treasure hunting adventurers out of their old mansion.
The player characters are monsters - ghosts, ghouls, vampires, werewolves, etc - just trying to keep groups of pesky treasure hunting adventurers out of their old mansion.
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Terrible (or brilliant, depending on perspective) one shot idea: reverse haunted house.
The player characters are monsters - ghosts, ghouls, vampires, werewolves, etc - just trying to keep groups of pesky treasure hunting adventurers out of their old mansion.
The player characters are monsters - ghosts, ghouls, vampires, werewolves, etc - just trying to keep groups of pesky treasure hunting adventurers out of their old mansion.
What’d Steve do?
October 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What’d Steve do?
Got to drop a plot twist on my players tonight that I’ve been building up to for 2 years: one of their characters, an orphan raised at a monastery, is actually from a noble line thought extinct…oh and several very bad factions do not want him to exist.
#dnd
#dnd
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Got to drop a plot twist on my players tonight that I’ve been building up to for 2 years: one of their characters, an orphan raised at a monastery, is actually from a noble line thought extinct…oh and several very bad factions do not want him to exist.
#dnd
#dnd
That awkward moment when the party’s pet giant weasel consistently rolls higher on intelligence checks than anyone in the party.
September 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
That awkward moment when the party’s pet giant weasel consistently rolls higher on intelligence checks than anyone in the party.
Pretty sure we lost power as many times tonight as we did in the entire three years we’ve lived in this house
September 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Pretty sure we lost power as many times tonight as we did in the entire three years we’ve lived in this house
It finally happened. In my years of DM’ing I’ve never gotten to run an all ranger game; and, it finally happened in a two-shot for my home game.
July 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It finally happened. In my years of DM’ing I’ve never gotten to run an all ranger game; and, it finally happened in a two-shot for my home game.
Things I say in discord to my players: “Everyone ready for Dungeon Crawl Part III: Even MOAR Rooms?”
This is our third session in this “dungeon.” It’s really a crypt for a royal line that went extinct 3000 years ago that may or may not contain a portal nexus and a deep dragon.
This is our third session in this “dungeon.” It’s really a crypt for a royal line that went extinct 3000 years ago that may or may not contain a portal nexus and a deep dragon.
May 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Things I say in discord to my players: “Everyone ready for Dungeon Crawl Part III: Even MOAR Rooms?”
This is our third session in this “dungeon.” It’s really a crypt for a royal line that went extinct 3000 years ago that may or may not contain a portal nexus and a deep dragon.
This is our third session in this “dungeon.” It’s really a crypt for a royal line that went extinct 3000 years ago that may or may not contain a portal nexus and a deep dragon.
Dungeon Masters will be like “I needed this” and it’s literally just everyone showing up for game on time.
May 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dungeon Masters will be like “I needed this” and it’s literally just everyone showing up for game on time.
Me: “you peak around the corner and see a room filled with undead”
Cleric: “have they noticed us?”
Me: “not that you can tell”
Sorcerer and Artificer: [look at each other and nod]
Sorcerer and artificer: “we cast fireball”
Me: “at the same time?”
Them: “yes”
Me: “ok then”
Cleric: “have they noticed us?”
Me: “not that you can tell”
Sorcerer and Artificer: [look at each other and nod]
Sorcerer and artificer: “we cast fireball”
Me: “at the same time?”
Them: “yes”
Me: “ok then”
May 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Me: “you peak around the corner and see a room filled with undead”
Cleric: “have they noticed us?”
Me: “not that you can tell”
Sorcerer and Artificer: [look at each other and nod]
Sorcerer and artificer: “we cast fireball”
Me: “at the same time?”
Them: “yes”
Me: “ok then”
Cleric: “have they noticed us?”
Me: “not that you can tell”
Sorcerer and Artificer: [look at each other and nod]
Sorcerer and artificer: “we cast fireball”
Me: “at the same time?”
Them: “yes”
Me: “ok then”
Did I take the & in D&D too far by putting a dragon in the dungeon my party is currently raiding?
April 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Did I take the & in D&D too far by putting a dragon in the dungeon my party is currently raiding?
Player characters: [enter a 2000 year old tomb]
The players: [forget to check for traps]
Me: “you hear the floor give way as a 10 foot thick wall of bones erupts from the floor, blocking the exit.”
The players: “you know, we should’ve seen that coming.”
The players: [forget to check for traps]
Me: “you hear the floor give way as a 10 foot thick wall of bones erupts from the floor, blocking the exit.”
The players: “you know, we should’ve seen that coming.”
March 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Player characters: [enter a 2000 year old tomb]
The players: [forget to check for traps]
Me: “you hear the floor give way as a 10 foot thick wall of bones erupts from the floor, blocking the exit.”
The players: “you know, we should’ve seen that coming.”
The players: [forget to check for traps]
Me: “you hear the floor give way as a 10 foot thick wall of bones erupts from the floor, blocking the exit.”
The players: “you know, we should’ve seen that coming.”
Need to lose weight fast? Catch a nasty stomach virus that keeps you in the bathroom most of the day and night for a week! I lost 8 pounds this week!
Follow me for more fitness tips.
Follow me for more fitness tips.
February 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Need to lose weight fast? Catch a nasty stomach virus that keeps you in the bathroom most of the day and night for a week! I lost 8 pounds this week!
Follow me for more fitness tips.
Follow me for more fitness tips.
My players encountered Fast Eddie again tonight. Whenever they’re going into a market, I roll a percentile die to see if Fast Eddie is there. He’s the traveling merchant with prices so low you can’t believe it - assuming of course that you don’t think too hard about where the merchandise came from.
January 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My players encountered Fast Eddie again tonight. Whenever they’re going into a market, I roll a percentile die to see if Fast Eddie is there. He’s the traveling merchant with prices so low you can’t believe it - assuming of course that you don’t think too hard about where the merchandise came from.
No context quote from this week’s session:
Despotic Wizard: “what will it take to get you to leave my city?”
The party’s wizard: “a good time”
Despotic Wizard: “what will it take to get you to leave my city?”
The party’s wizard: “a good time”
January 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
No context quote from this week’s session:
Despotic Wizard: “what will it take to get you to leave my city?”
The party’s wizard: “a good time”
Despotic Wizard: “what will it take to get you to leave my city?”
The party’s wizard: “a good time”
Should not have mentioned the airship option…should not have mentioned that
January 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Should not have mentioned the airship option…should not have mentioned that
5 year old: “daddy, when you play dungeons and dragons you should be the dragon.”
Me: “I’m the dungeon master, I get to play every monster.”
5 year old: “that’s so cool”
Me: “I’m the dungeon master, I get to play every monster.”
5 year old: “that’s so cool”
January 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
5 year old: “daddy, when you play dungeons and dragons you should be the dragon.”
Me: “I’m the dungeon master, I get to play every monster.”
5 year old: “that’s so cool”
Me: “I’m the dungeon master, I get to play every monster.”
5 year old: “that’s so cool”
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Happy New Year!!
This is the fifth year of DoubleDM!! We got some exciting things planned and want to improve on the things we already do!
But first it's party time (from home... through discord, cause I am not supposed to be outside)
This is the fifth year of DoubleDM!! We got some exciting things planned and want to improve on the things we already do!
But first it's party time (from home... through discord, cause I am not supposed to be outside)
January 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Happy New Year!!
This is the fifth year of DoubleDM!! We got some exciting things planned and want to improve on the things we already do!
But first it's party time (from home... through discord, cause I am not supposed to be outside)
This is the fifth year of DoubleDM!! We got some exciting things planned and want to improve on the things we already do!
But first it's party time (from home... through discord, cause I am not supposed to be outside)
In tonight’s session:
December 31, 2024 at 4:19 AM
In tonight’s session:
Can’t wait to make dad jokes in 2 days about doing something last year
December 31, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Can’t wait to make dad jokes in 2 days about doing something last year
“My butt threw up”
- Our 5 year old [with a stomach ache]
- Our 5 year old [with a stomach ache]
December 26, 2024 at 4:40 PM
“My butt threw up”
- Our 5 year old [with a stomach ache]
- Our 5 year old [with a stomach ache]
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Move over support casters, there’s a new support character archetype:
December 25, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Move over support casters, there’s a new support character archetype:
Move over support casters, there’s a new support character archetype:
December 25, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Move over support casters, there’s a new support character archetype:
I’m making maps again. You should check them out at patreon.com/maps_n_quests or not…I’m not your dad
December 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I’m making maps again. You should check them out at patreon.com/maps_n_quests or not…I’m not your dad
How many minds would a mind flayer flay if a mind flayer could flay minds?
December 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM
How many minds would a mind flayer flay if a mind flayer could flay minds?
Just saw Monsterhearts described as an “indie Dungeons and Dragons system”…and…
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December 23, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Just saw Monsterhearts described as an “indie Dungeons and Dragons system”…and…