Marbled Ham
@marbledham.bsky.social
Welcome to The Salon.
Part marble, part mischief.
Bedhead is my love language.
Part marble, part mischief.
Bedhead is my love language.
Some people manifest. Mine just…grows.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Some people manifest. Mine just…grows.
Even the best threads fray… unless they’re woven like this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Even the best threads fray… unless they’re woven like this.
Even the best threads loosen up sometimes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Even the best threads loosen up sometimes.
Part flex, part reflection - same energy.
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Part flex, part reflection - same energy.
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Breaking up the glossy grid with a little real life. Just me, first light, and unruly hair.
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Breaking up the glossy grid with a little real life. Just me, first light, and unruly hair.
Roll call:
- Coffee → trouble
- Snooze → alibi
- Coffee → trouble
- Snooze → alibi
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Roll call:
- Coffee → trouble
- Snooze → alibi
- Coffee → trouble
- Snooze → alibi
October 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
October 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
October 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
October 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
October 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
September 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My bedhead says g’morning!
Happy Sunday Funday!😈
Happy Sunday Funday!😈
August 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My bedhead says g’morning!
Happy Sunday Funday!😈
Happy Sunday Funday!😈
July 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
July 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s awesome!
This is my new view every morning, and the walk to work takes 20 minutes!!!🤩🙏🫠
This is my new view every morning, and the walk to work takes 20 minutes!!!🤩🙏🫠
July 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It’s awesome!
This is my new view every morning, and the walk to work takes 20 minutes!!!🤩🙏🫠
This is my new view every morning, and the walk to work takes 20 minutes!!!🤩🙏🫠
Sold my place in the burbs today!!! City, here I come! My self-imposed exile to the dick desert is over!!!😅😅😅
This is the last selfie from my old place…get ready for some new backgrounds! 🙏🥴🤣
This is the last selfie from my old place…get ready for some new backgrounds! 🙏🥴🤣
May 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sold my place in the burbs today!!! City, here I come! My self-imposed exile to the dick desert is over!!!😅😅😅
This is the last selfie from my old place…get ready for some new backgrounds! 🙏🥴🤣
This is the last selfie from my old place…get ready for some new backgrounds! 🙏🥴🤣
Just a few weeks until IML!🤤
May 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just a few weeks until IML!🤤
I got an unexpected compliment in the locker room from my gym crush today!🫠
I doubt we play for the same team, so I took it as the friendly gesture I’m sure he intended, but to get noticed by someone you think is out of your league totally made my day!🥰
Kindness is also sexy!🤩
I doubt we play for the same team, so I took it as the friendly gesture I’m sure he intended, but to get noticed by someone you think is out of your league totally made my day!🥰
Kindness is also sexy!🤩
April 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I got an unexpected compliment in the locker room from my gym crush today!🫠
I doubt we play for the same team, so I took it as the friendly gesture I’m sure he intended, but to get noticed by someone you think is out of your league totally made my day!🥰
Kindness is also sexy!🤩
I doubt we play for the same team, so I took it as the friendly gesture I’m sure he intended, but to get noticed by someone you think is out of your league totally made my day!🥰
Kindness is also sexy!🤩
My last day of commuting for the week! Although, the snow this morning makes me just wanna stay home!😅
G’morning!
G’morning!
March 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
My last day of commuting for the week! Although, the snow this morning makes me just wanna stay home!😅
G’morning!
G’morning!