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Marbled Ham
@marbledham.bsky.social
Welcome to The Salon.
Part marble, part mischief.
Bedhead is my love language.
Some people manifest. Mine just…grows.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Even the best threads fray… unless they’re woven like this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Even the best threads loosen up sometimes.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Part flex, part reflection - same energy.
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Evening raid on the wardrobe. Hat stayed.

(📸 @luymer.bsky.social)
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Handle with patience. Scenic route ahead.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Breaking up the glossy grid with a little real life. Just me, first light, and unruly hair.
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Roll call:
- Coffee → trouble
- Snooze → alibi
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Off-duty face. On-duty gaze. Give it a name.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)
October 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If found staring, assume I’m plotting a cannonball.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)
October 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Discipline looks like this.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Quiet doesn’t mean gentle.

(📸 @luymer.bsky.social)
October 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Clean slate. Ready for whatever comes next.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)
October 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Supper club manners. After-hours intentions.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Caught thinking about nothing - and getting away with it.

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)
October 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Every costume reveals more than it hides.

(📸 @luymer.bsky.social)
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Not every burn comes from the gym.

(📸 @luymer.bsky.social)
September 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My bedhead says g’morning!
Happy Sunday Funday!😈
August 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Happy Hump Day!
#HumpDay

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)
July 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Happy Independence Day!

(📸 @omgheykyle.bsky.social)
July 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s awesome!
This is my new view every morning, and the walk to work takes 20 minutes!!!🤩🙏🫠
July 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Sold my place in the burbs today!!! City, here I come! My self-imposed exile to the dick desert is over!!!😅😅😅

This is the last selfie from my old place…get ready for some new backgrounds! 🙏🥴🤣
May 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just a few weeks until IML!🤤
May 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I got an unexpected compliment in the locker room from my gym crush today!🫠
I doubt we play for the same team, so I took it as the friendly gesture I’m sure he intended, but to get noticed by someone you think is out of your league totally made my day!🥰
Kindness is also sexy!🤩
April 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My last day of commuting for the week! Although, the snow this morning makes me just wanna stay home!😅
G’morning!
March 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM