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FINAL (11): Brewers 3, Royals 2
April 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
FINAL (11): Brewers 3, Royals 2
Don't say we never gave you nothing, Denver.
January 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Don't say we never gave you nothing, Denver.
Time to gear up for the Bronco-Chief game on Sunday. Broncos can secure a playoff spot if they win against our Chiefs.
Hey, #chiefnation what would it be called if the Broncos beat our Chiefs this Sunday?
A fantasy. A damn fantasy. 😂😂😂
Hey, #chiefnation what would it be called if the Broncos beat our Chiefs this Sunday?
A fantasy. A damn fantasy. 😂😂😂
January 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Time to gear up for the Bronco-Chief game on Sunday. Broncos can secure a playoff spot if they win against our Chiefs.
Hey, #chiefnation what would it be called if the Broncos beat our Chiefs this Sunday?
A fantasy. A damn fantasy. 😂😂😂
Hey, #chiefnation what would it be called if the Broncos beat our Chiefs this Sunday?
A fantasy. A damn fantasy. 😂😂😂
Mahomes giving two shits about the Pro-Bowl
January 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Mahomes giving two shits about the Pro-Bowl
Why did the Chief's football miss the uprights last week?
Because it heard we were playing Houston next week and it wanted to be traded to a warmer climate.
Because it heard we were playing Houston next week and it wanted to be traded to a warmer climate.
December 17, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Why did the Chief's football miss the uprights last week?
Because it heard we were playing Houston next week and it wanted to be traded to a warmer climate.
Because it heard we were playing Houston next week and it wanted to be traded to a warmer climate.
What’s Butker’s strategy for the next game?
Leaving a note for the ball:
“Please go where I kick you.”
Leaving a note for the ball:
“Please go where I kick you.”
December 17, 2024 at 2:34 AM
What’s Butker’s strategy for the next game?
Leaving a note for the ball:
“Please go where I kick you.”
Leaving a note for the ball:
“Please go where I kick you.”
Why don’t Chiefs fans panic about being underdogs this week?
Because we have back-to-back Superbowl rings keeping our equilibrium steady.
Because we have back-to-back Superbowl rings keeping our equilibrium steady.
December 17, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Why don’t Chiefs fans panic about being underdogs this week?
Because we have back-to-back Superbowl rings keeping our equilibrium steady.
Because we have back-to-back Superbowl rings keeping our equilibrium steady.
How do Texans players feel about being 2.5-point favorites?
Like a teenager about to hold a newborn: Excited, nervous, and pretty damn sure they'll fumble.
Like a teenager about to hold a newborn: Excited, nervous, and pretty damn sure they'll fumble.
December 17, 2024 at 2:26 AM
How do Texans players feel about being 2.5-point favorites?
Like a teenager about to hold a newborn: Excited, nervous, and pretty damn sure they'll fumble.
Like a teenager about to hold a newborn: Excited, nervous, and pretty damn sure they'll fumble.
Not feeling good about our game on the 21st but gotta tell the jokes, so here we go:
What’s the Texans’ new play this week if Mahomes doesn't show?
The “Wait, do we actually have a shot?” formation.
What’s the Texans’ new play this week if Mahomes doesn't show?
The “Wait, do we actually have a shot?” formation.
December 17, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Not feeling good about our game on the 21st but gotta tell the jokes, so here we go:
What’s the Texans’ new play this week if Mahomes doesn't show?
The “Wait, do we actually have a shot?” formation.
What’s the Texans’ new play this week if Mahomes doesn't show?
The “Wait, do we actually have a shot?” formation.
How to summarize today's game - Self-Sabotage
Winston threw five interceptions in a single game. That’s like going to a buffet and only eating the breadsticks—it’s bafflingly inefficient.
Winston threw five interceptions in a single game. That’s like going to a buffet and only eating the breadsticks—it’s bafflingly inefficient.
December 16, 2024 at 12:36 AM
How to summarize today's game - Self-Sabotage
Winston threw five interceptions in a single game. That’s like going to a buffet and only eating the breadsticks—it’s bafflingly inefficient.
Winston threw five interceptions in a single game. That’s like going to a buffet and only eating the breadsticks—it’s bafflingly inefficient.
What do you call the Browns' attempt at a comeback?
A Ford truck stuck in reverse—Jerome’s 62-yard dash was the only thing moving forward.
A Ford truck stuck in reverse—Jerome’s 62-yard dash was the only thing moving forward.
December 16, 2024 at 12:20 AM
What do you call the Browns' attempt at a comeback?
A Ford truck stuck in reverse—Jerome’s 62-yard dash was the only thing moving forward.
A Ford truck stuck in reverse—Jerome’s 62-yard dash was the only thing moving forward.
What’s the difference between the Browns’ offense and a good magic trick?
A good magic trick doesn’t make the ball disappear six times.
A good magic trick doesn’t make the ball disappear six times.
December 16, 2024 at 12:19 AM
What’s the difference between the Browns’ offense and a good magic trick?
A good magic trick doesn’t make the ball disappear six times.
A good magic trick doesn’t make the ball disappear six times.
Why did Travis Kelce come back to the game?
Because the Browns couldn’t cover him even with a blanket.
Because the Browns couldn’t cover him even with a blanket.
December 16, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Why did Travis Kelce come back to the game?
Because the Browns couldn’t cover him even with a blanket.
Because the Browns couldn’t cover him even with a blanket.
Mahomes
Mahomes
Mahomes
December 16, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Mahomes
Why are the Chiefs the NFL’s luckiest team?
Because they got two bye weeks in 2024:
Week 6 and Week 15.
Because they got two bye weeks in 2024:
Week 6 and Week 15.
December 11, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Why are the Chiefs the NFL’s luckiest team?
Because they got two bye weeks in 2024:
Week 6 and Week 15.
Because they got two bye weeks in 2024:
Week 6 and Week 15.
What’s the difference between the Chiefs' offense and the Browns' entire season?
One’s unstoppable.
The other just stops.
One’s unstoppable.
The other just stops.
December 11, 2024 at 1:06 AM
What’s the difference between the Chiefs' offense and the Browns' entire season?
One’s unstoppable.
The other just stops.
One’s unstoppable.
The other just stops.
Why are Browns fans bringing ladders to the stadium?
To help their team climb out of last place.
To help their team climb out of last place.
December 11, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Why are Browns fans bringing ladders to the stadium?
To help their team climb out of last place.
To help their team climb out of last place.
What’s the difference between the Browns and a dollar bill?
You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
December 11, 2024 at 1:05 AM
What’s the difference between the Browns and a dollar bill?
You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Why are Chiefs fans excited for Friday’s game against the Raiders?
Because it's rare to watch a practice game during the the NFL regular season.
Because it's rare to watch a practice game during the the NFL regular season.
November 27, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Why are Chiefs fans excited for Friday’s game against the Raiders?
Because it's rare to watch a practice game during the the NFL regular season.
Because it's rare to watch a practice game during the the NFL regular season.
For everyone flying home this holiday season, may your plane land more smoothly than the Raiders’ passes.
November 27, 2024 at 6:39 AM
For everyone flying home this holiday season, may your plane land more smoothly than the Raiders’ passes.