I’ll be committing; don’t you worry.

But for real pg is the og, prisma is well - 50 queries per page load even with batching, but Postgres.js is the package that brings good wine to the afters.

It’s the only package I support financially on GitHub dot com.

My favourite children’s entertainment character was en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjami... for a reason. 🐘

I’m thinking of doing it dressed as an elephant 🐘.

With enough buckfast anything is possible

I guess you can have a Goldilocks site and hope you never get more feature requests.

I swear it’s all tech bros and brodettes. The safest place to have a nodejs emergency.

Summer goes real hard compared to my race to normalize data before fly.io strangles us all.

Friends don't let friends choose fly.

The amount of clients who said "your x is broken" when really fly.io had some documented or undocumented outage would cumulate to double digits.

This image is an onion.

Like a t-trex you only see movement.

Does seem awfully close to, “can’t repair shattered kneecaps” mafioso energy.

The one thing I'm taking away from this is:

Links can be slow?

I have been burnt on Sony flagships by their lack of ongoing support for the A1, even if it would be real nice to have that AI autofocus.

HMMMM it’ll come out on PC eventually. I am holding strong, kupo.

Even more

You're every app dev's worst nightmare - the never updater.

Can we ever deprecate anything? No! People are still using that terrible endpoint on older versions of the app. 😅