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Marcel
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Software cOnSuLtAnT.

I also file the paperwork at asgard.tech.
I’ll be committing; don’t you worry.
January 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
But for real pg is the og, prisma is well - 50 queries per page load even with batching, but Postgres.js is the package that brings good wine to the afters.

It’s the only package I support financially on GitHub dot com.
January 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
My favourite children’s entertainment character was en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjami... for a reason. 🐘
Benjamin the Elephant - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
January 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I’m thinking of doing it dressed as an elephant 🐘.
January 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
With enough buckfast anything is possible
December 4, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I guess you can have a Goldilocks site and hope you never get more feature requests.
December 4, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I swear it’s all tech bros and brodettes. The safest place to have a nodejs emergency.
December 4, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Summer goes real hard compared to my race to normalize data before fly.io strangles us all.

Friends don't let friends choose fly.

The amount of clients who said "your x is broken" when really fly.io had some documented or undocumented outage would cumulate to double digits.
December 4, 2024 at 3:23 AM
This image is an onion.
November 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Like a t-trex you only see movement.
November 21, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Does seem awfully close to, “can’t repair shattered kneecaps” mafioso energy.
November 21, 2024 at 12:09 PM
The one thing I'm taking away from this is:

Links can be slow?
November 20, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I have been burnt on Sony flagships by their lack of ongoing support for the A1, even if it would be real nice to have that AI autofocus.
November 19, 2024 at 5:03 PM
HMMMM it’ll come out on PC eventually. I am holding strong, kupo.
November 15, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Even more
November 15, 2024 at 9:16 PM
You're every app dev's worst nightmare - the never updater.

Can we ever deprecate anything? No! People are still using that terrible endpoint on older versions of the app. 😅
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 PM