Marchad
@marchad.bsky.social
By day, a boring IT bloke. By night, a boring father of two & husband of one.
Fan of history, science, books and cricket. Brass band cornet player.
Left of centre, skeptic and humanist.
I tend to tweet in the bath... like a budgie.
Fan of history, science, books and cricket. Brass band cornet player.
Left of centre, skeptic and humanist.
I tend to tweet in the bath... like a budgie.
I did not have sexual relations with that man, Donald.
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I did not have sexual relations with that man, Donald.
Theresa May knew after performing due diligence.
How different things could be now if we’d voted for Count Binface rather than a clown.
How different things could be now if we’d voted for Count Binface rather than a clown.
October 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Theresa May knew after performing due diligence.
How different things could be now if we’d voted for Count Binface rather than a clown.
How different things could be now if we’d voted for Count Binface rather than a clown.
Scientists have discovered a strong genetic correlation between mothers with crazy hair and sons, whose crazy hair also coexists with crazy ideas.
September 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Scientists have discovered a strong genetic correlation between mothers with crazy hair and sons, whose crazy hair also coexists with crazy ideas.
This is how they must have felt at Hogwarts when the dementors arrived.
September 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This is how they must have felt at Hogwarts when the dementors arrived.
Are workplace affairs unprofessional and potentially career damaging? I asked HR who said she’d find out.
July 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Are workplace affairs unprofessional and potentially career damaging? I asked HR who said she’d find out.
Five years ago Kanye West announced he was going to run for president of the United States, backed by Elon Musk and God himself (so Kanye said).
Can you imagine what it would be like to have such a delusional narcissist in charge?
Can you imagine what it would be like to have such a delusional narcissist in charge?
July 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Five years ago Kanye West announced he was going to run for president of the United States, backed by Elon Musk and God himself (so Kanye said).
Can you imagine what it would be like to have such a delusional narcissist in charge?
Can you imagine what it would be like to have such a delusional narcissist in charge?
And then he says he won me an election so I say yeah but no cos I don’t care cos I pay for all his space craft and I can cancel it if I want and he’s like no and says my names in a secret file but it don’t matter cos he’s not even American so I can send him home and stuff, so I’m just not bovvered.
June 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
And then he says he won me an election so I say yeah but no cos I don’t care cos I pay for all his space craft and I can cancel it if I want and he’s like no and says my names in a secret file but it don’t matter cos he’s not even American so I can send him home and stuff, so I’m just not bovvered.
It all went wrong when Musk didn’t wear a suit.
June 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It all went wrong when Musk didn’t wear a suit.
Trump has identified this criminal as a high level threat to national security.
May 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Trump has identified this criminal as a high level threat to national security.
Phil and Holly were some of the first to file past and show their respect for the Pope.
April 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Phil and Holly were some of the first to file past and show their respect for the Pope.
They need the help of an intellectual and political heavyweight.
April 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
They need the help of an intellectual and political heavyweight.
In exciting news for older consumers, Trump unveils the new iPhone max max.
April 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
In exciting news for older consumers, Trump unveils the new iPhone max max.
Hi
I’m Kent Brockman. You may remember me from shows such as Home Alone and The Apprentice.
I’m here to tell you about the greatest car ever. The new MAGA Tesla, available from all good showrooms now at the most goodly price ever seen in the history of the world.
God bless Elon. God bless America.
I’m Kent Brockman. You may remember me from shows such as Home Alone and The Apprentice.
I’m here to tell you about the greatest car ever. The new MAGA Tesla, available from all good showrooms now at the most goodly price ever seen in the history of the world.
God bless Elon. God bless America.
March 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Hi
I’m Kent Brockman. You may remember me from shows such as Home Alone and The Apprentice.
I’m here to tell you about the greatest car ever. The new MAGA Tesla, available from all good showrooms now at the most goodly price ever seen in the history of the world.
God bless Elon. God bless America.
I’m Kent Brockman. You may remember me from shows such as Home Alone and The Apprentice.
I’m here to tell you about the greatest car ever. The new MAGA Tesla, available from all good showrooms now at the most goodly price ever seen in the history of the world.
God bless Elon. God bless America.
The mini metro, it’s a great car. The future of British motoring
March 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The mini metro, it’s a great car. The future of British motoring
Woke this morning to discover my mouse now looks like this.
My PC doesn’t seem to care.
My PC doesn’t seem to care.
March 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Woke this morning to discover my mouse now looks like this.
My PC doesn’t seem to care.
My PC doesn’t seem to care.
It’s bloody rude of King Charles to greet president Zelenskyy without bothering to wear a crown.
March 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s bloody rude of King Charles to greet president Zelenskyy without bothering to wear a crown.
Eagerly avoiding all the lawyers, Feds and threats,
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fascism
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fascism
February 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Eagerly avoiding all the lawyers, Feds and threats,
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fascism
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fascism
Edwin Hubble is often labelled as ‘the man who discovered the universe’. In astronomical circles his names lives on thanks to a famous telescope.
I’ll best remember him though for forming the Pet Shop boys and then going on to become first a vicar, and then a BBC Radio 2 presenter.
I’ll best remember him though for forming the Pet Shop boys and then going on to become first a vicar, and then a BBC Radio 2 presenter.
December 26, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Edwin Hubble is often labelled as ‘the man who discovered the universe’. In astronomical circles his names lives on thanks to a famous telescope.
I’ll best remember him though for forming the Pet Shop boys and then going on to become first a vicar, and then a BBC Radio 2 presenter.
I’ll best remember him though for forming the Pet Shop boys and then going on to become first a vicar, and then a BBC Radio 2 presenter.