Me: making toast

Also me: oh my god am I having a stroke?

Do you think neanderthals ever worried about finding a job? Or were they just like "bone god needs more bones" and you'd be like "all hail bone god."

I was born in the late holocene and I've seen some shit.

It really pisses me off that they make Christmas lights so shitty that you have to buy new ones every year.

#neva is a masterpiece of a game. The style. The flow. The music. The way your call to Neva changes based on context. The way you combo during platforming and combat. Being able to pet the dog.

It's been a long time since I've been captured so fully by an experience. 10/10

youtu.be/I2cUHAlS8Nk?...

That feeling when you walk on the bus and everyone is wearing a mask and you're like "did something change that I should know about?"