Cellophane
@marcuscethegus.bsky.social
Lawyer/husband/author/dogsitter.
I have this joke about Achilles, but I’m still fighting with it, trying to bring it to heel.
I can’t quite craft this joke about Prometheus and it’s really eating me
I keep trying this joke about Sisyphus but i cant quite get it there....
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I have this joke about Achilles, but I’m still fighting with it, trying to bring it to heel.
For the next five days, I'm offering a FREE Kindle download of my debut novel, "Vesta and Her Children; A Tale of the Fall of Rome." Full of romance and adventure, and a great way to learn about the fall of Rome without wading through Gibbon. You'll love it!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome
Amazon.com: Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome eBook : Twain, Marcia J. H.: Books
www.amazon.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
For the next five days, I'm offering a FREE Kindle download of my debut novel, "Vesta and Her Children; A Tale of the Fall of Rome." Full of romance and adventure, and a great way to learn about the fall of Rome without wading through Gibbon. You'll love it!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
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If the fall of the Roman Empire is your thing, then you’re certain to enjoy “Vesta and her Children,,” by my alter ego, Marcia J.H. Twain.
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome
Amazon.com: Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome: 9798338788783: Twain, Marcia J.H.: Books
www.amazon.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If the fall of the Roman Empire is your thing, then you’re certain to enjoy “Vesta and her Children,,” by my alter ego, Marcia J.H. Twain.
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
The lead story in tomorrow’s NYT is about a plucky 4H club in Waukesha, WI that is making a difference.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The lead story in tomorrow’s NYT is about a plucky 4H club in Waukesha, WI that is making a difference.
Welcome!
I want to welcome my newest bot followers with the following statement:
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October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Welcome!
I guess some of you bots weren’t listening the first time.
I want to welcome my newest bot followers with the following statement:
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October 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I guess some of you bots weren’t listening the first time.
Reposted by Cellophane
I want to welcome my newest bot followers with the following statement:
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October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I want to welcome my newest bot followers with the following statement:
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I want to welcome my newest bot followers with the following statement:
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October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I want to welcome my newest bot followers with the following statement:
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This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
September 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
I didn't have "Texas declares war on NY State" on my bingo card.
"In accordance with the New York State Shield Law, I have refused this filing and will refuse any similar filings that may come to our office..."
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3/27 Clerk Rejects Filing from Texas Attorney | Ulster County Clerk
Statement from Acting County Clerk Taylor Bruck on Filing from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Clerk rejects filing of judgement against Ulster County Doctor charged with providing mifepristone to T...
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March 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I didn't have "Texas declares war on NY State" on my bingo card.
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book.
“Bright winter moonlight over the Bay of Naples, frigid waters reflecting a serpentine white column into the north wind.”
#VestaAndHerChildren
“Bright winter moonlight over the Bay of Naples, frigid waters reflecting a serpentine white column into the north wind.”
#VestaAndHerChildren
Authors if you see this, it's a sign to post the 1st line of your book.
"I am not a memoirist.” #LandBeneaththeWaves
"I am not a memoirist.” #LandBeneaththeWaves
Authors if you see this, it's a sign to post the 1st line of your book.
"I’m lying, as you do, on the pavement.”
"I’m lying, as you do, on the pavement.”
February 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book.
“Bright winter moonlight over the Bay of Naples, frigid waters reflecting a serpentine white column into the north wind.”
#VestaAndHerChildren
“Bright winter moonlight over the Bay of Naples, frigid waters reflecting a serpentine white column into the north wind.”
#VestaAndHerChildren
Of my followers, 30 are clearly bots/advertisements (young women from abroad or bitcoin traders), and another 10 are probably bots (no face pic, too many numbers in handle, no followers). That leaves about 100 real humans.
Greetings to all the real people (mostly people who are friends IRL).
Greetings to all the real people (mostly people who are friends IRL).
January 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Of my followers, 30 are clearly bots/advertisements (young women from abroad or bitcoin traders), and another 10 are probably bots (no face pic, too many numbers in handle, no followers). That leaves about 100 real humans.
Greetings to all the real people (mostly people who are friends IRL).
Greetings to all the real people (mostly people who are friends IRL).
I want to extend a warm welcome to all the new bots that have followed me, and to say "Term paper NFT Bitcoin girls Trump homework money mortgage ETF get rich quick".
January 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I want to extend a warm welcome to all the new bots that have followed me, and to say "Term paper NFT Bitcoin girls Trump homework money mortgage ETF get rich quick".
At this point, all my new followers are straight porn bots. :( it’s so predictable.
December 28, 2024 at 2:56 AM
At this point, all my new followers are straight porn bots. :( it’s so predictable.
Today is THE LAST DAY—
that you can download my first novel, “Vesta and her Children” for free. Tomorrow the price goes to $2.99. Let me know what you think.
Happy holidays to all!!!
that you can download my first novel, “Vesta and her Children” for free. Tomorrow the price goes to $2.99. Let me know what you think.
Happy holidays to all!!!
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Today is THE LAST DAY—
that you can download my first novel, “Vesta and her Children” for free. Tomorrow the price goes to $2.99. Let me know what you think.
Happy holidays to all!!!
that you can download my first novel, “Vesta and her Children” for free. Tomorrow the price goes to $2.99. Let me know what you think.
Happy holidays to all!!!
READ IT FOR FREE!
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
www.amazon.com
December 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
READ IT FOR FREE!
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Reposted by Cellophane
READ IT FOR FREE!
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome
Amazon.com: Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome eBook : Twain, Marcia J. H.: Books
www.amazon.com
December 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
READ IT FOR FREE!
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
READ IT FOR FREE!
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome
Amazon.com: Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome eBook : Twain, Marcia J. H.: Books
www.amazon.com
December 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
READ IT FOR FREE!
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Until Christmas/Hanukkah, my debut novel, "Vesta and her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome" is available for free on Kindle! Just read it and, if you like it, post a review on the Amazon website. Happy Holidays to All!
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Want to read a beautiful romance and learn how Rome fell at the same time? Read my new book, Vesta and her Children, available in kindle and paperback.
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome
Amazon.com: Vesta and Her Children: A Tale of the Fall of Rome: 9798338788783: Twain, Marcia J.H.: Books
www.amazon.com
November 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Want to read a beautiful romance and learn how Rome fell at the same time? Read my new book, Vesta and her Children, available in kindle and paperback.
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
www.amazon.com/Vesta-Her-Ch...
First 24-hour US stock exchange approved.
Now you can get your beauty rest and wake up refreshed to a collapsed economy.
Now you can get your beauty rest and wake up refreshed to a collapsed economy.
November 28, 2024 at 3:26 AM
First 24-hour US stock exchange approved.
Now you can get your beauty rest and wake up refreshed to a collapsed economy.
Now you can get your beauty rest and wake up refreshed to a collapsed economy.